I have like 750+ hits today…
My best day ever was 350 something, and usually I don’t even come close to that…
I don’t know what I did, but I wouldn’t mind doing it more often…
(Feel free to quote me on that)…
This post is for my friend, the Hobbler, at http://hobbling.wordpress.com/
Because I know how much she likes it when I talk about my stats…
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Pouring My Art Out 
thanks for liking my posts – keeping it short because your comments have become a novel
Sorry…
Over 70 comments and for once you aren’t responsible for half of them…..we expect you to answer each one with a personal hello. ;-). Just kidding. Lol
I always try to do that.
I’m with you. If someone takes a moment to leave a comment to me, I feel it is only right to respond.
I so could relate yesterday when you said you forget what started the original thread topic. 🙂
I really am out of my depth, computer wise.
You underscore your abilities sir. You are way smarter than you give yourself credit for
I would have to be to dress myself.
Well, your socks don’t match and your zipper is in back, but besides that, you did a good job
I put the zipper in back on purpose, to eliminate temptation and cut down on trips to the bathroom. And matching socks are for Donald Trump and Mitt Romniac… not for artists.
ohhhh, I thought the zipper in back was from your time in the pokey…. LOL (I’m cracking my smart ass self up today – no else, but myself yes)
That is how vicious rumors get started.
You are cracking me up too
He brings out the smart ass in me….oh hell who am I kidding…I was born a smart ass LOL 🙂
That is the best way to be!
oh yeaaaaaa
sigh…
So, I’m dying to know, how many visitors, comments, likes whatever? This is probably going to be the only time I ask you that.
Good question. I will ask it as well
Thanks John. You always seem to have my back. Will you also ask him to send me some money?
Send her some money
I send her money it sets a bad precedent.
Then send me money
I don’t have money. I could make you some in Photoshop.
A private jet too. 😉
Seems like there was a lot of traffic on this blog yesterday. Hard to keep my email under control.
Weird…I wonder why so many people?
I am mystified.
Was there a lot of people you know, or strangers? I was just hanging out over there because I decided I love you a little. Also because of the cute guy…
We are all just playthings of the WordPress gods.
Were you hanging out over here because of the cute kid too?
I missed that. I received a divine message to spend some time here yesterday
I think I have a cougar blog crush. Cute and funny always sucks me in. I don’t think he knows though…
Oh, he knows, now why are you always using my comment sections to ramble on about other people, to other people, as if I am not even here. Are you trying to give me a complex?
You already have a complex I like taking over people’s blogs. Ask Hotspur…
a blijacker????
Yep. Just another service I offer.
I was in the service… for a little while…
I thought that was our little secret…
The secret service? I documented my Naval career in a post. The cat is out of the bag… and gaining weight steadily… oh, I love a good tie-in joke.
lol oh, sorry… Ha!
I bet you read stuff, so much stuff, that you forget most of the details fairly quickly. I know that is one of my problems.
a blijacker????
or a blirate… ha
A sexy one maybe…
When Jess buys me my yacht, you get the jet.
Lol
Do you think he will still want everyone to read hi blog from the bottom up? Nevermind…stupid question…
Or maybe you are talking about me. I can’t tell anymore. I need me a big magic crystal ball.
I am talking about you now.
Well, that’s better.
I enjoy being talked about too.
I’m more of a top down type
I could go either way.
I work from both ends till I linger in the middle… oh, man, that sounded sexy. I am that good.
What kind of alien porn have you been watching? How can you work from both ends?
I am 6 feet 4 inches tall, for one thing. You do the math. Don’t forget to add in the size 15 feet, and divide by 10… long, guitar-playing fingers… which, ironically enough, are what I use when I do math.
lol ok, its making more sense now.
I want things to make less sense… I am getting used to that. I am Mr. Magoo, the clueless wonder.
Are you still wondering about yesterday?
I am struggling through. Now I am answering in the WordPress comment bar that shows all of them. And going to the posts when I can’t tell where things are coming from.
Smart thinking.
I am trying to follow your advice. But you might as well know that the task you have undertaken is akin to teaching a dog to drive.
Ha. I am a … never mind…
Where are you PMAO? You disappeared from your own party…
I had to go to help Jessica move the last of her stuff to her new apartment. What did I miss?
Ummm something about cave women beating their husbands with nobbs.
Dang it.
I’m not sure what is better, the post or the comments…ummm comments! Ya’ll are nuts!
Wait a second, you are here commenting too right?
Shhh, we don’t want him to see me…. LOL
lol, I don’t know where he is…do you think he is replying somewhere else?
Odds are he is flooding other people’s blogs full of his wit and wisdom.. our pouring his art out on the rest of us…. 😀
Maybe. Too bad we can’t put glue on his chair or some other prank while he is gone.
now that would be funny
lol. Maybe he is drunk on all our love comments.
Probably! Lol
sigh… *hic*… mumblemumble…
Party a little too hardy? Lol
I really had no party. I just had to leave. My post will explain it all.
Oh sure, make me go read another post….. Lol….. 😀
I don’t make you do anything.
You make me laugh……
Awesome on your traffic! We’ve had up to 7,600 views. You will exceed this with your art/writing skills.
You have more faith in me than I do. Thanks.
Yes, I do!
Ha. You are just plain nice.
Talk to my exes!
I could get all the dirt that way, huh. A nice, unbiased opinion?
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But if you like stats I can always posty comments one word
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If you are getting to many I can always delete mine
You are way to helpful John.
Whats a hobbler
I think it’s one of those clubs the cave women beat their husbands with.
Been thinking much the same. I have two posts that get TONS of spam comments, one about rainbows and Norse mythology, the other about genetically modified foods. HUNDREDS of comments, 99% SPAM. WTF?
Thanks PMAO. You should feel a little special, because the only blog I’m going to hang out on today is yours. I needed a break from mine. If your stats have gone crazy today, it must be because a lot of people who give you a hard time, actually care about you. Maybe they’ve seen a bit of your art and want it to pour out of them too. Regardless, enjoy the ride.
Ahhh… I missed all the best stuff. I hate having a real life.
Lol, me too sometimes
You mean hits of acid?
I am now reformed.
You’ve got my attention.
Oh hai!
Ojai.
Dear pmao,
I just happened to remember that I hadn’t clicked Like on all your old posts even though I commented on them and I DO like them so I’ve been through your blog again. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. Some of the new comments I made didn’t stick.
I unspammed them. They might pop up. You are driving up my hit points I think.
Dear pmao,
I’ve finished now, I’ve done them all.
I’ve never been anybody’s Spam before. Do I smell funny?
Love Dotty xxx
Lol, that is awesome! Not the smelling part, the finish the blog part. 😉
Like sausages, as usual.
Who is The Hobbler?
I thought you were just talking to her… I am so lost.
Nah
Well it looked like she was talking to you in my stupid, mixed up comment page… sigh…
You’re going crazy.
It was a short trip. You are hanging around. You never hang around. What are you up to, dude? Slumming?
It’s Memorial Day Weekend and nobody seems to care what I do at work less than ever before. Why not show you how much we care?
Well, I care about you, even more than I usually don’t… ummm.
Did you find yourself yet? I was thinking maybe you should leave a trail of bread crumbs or something next time you lose yourself.
I get lost a lot. I am lost now.
In a good way or a bad way?
I am still figuring out how these comment things work. You are commenting on different posts, and carrying on conversations with people at the same time. Or that is what it looks like from here. If I jump around to old posts to follow one conversation, I lose others. I am never where the action is. In real life, this is never true of me.
Lol, stop trying to do it all tonight. Just answer the question I asked on the “I don’t know what’s going on” post from today, and save the rest of the comments for tomorrow. Then you can go to each actual post and follow the conversations
I will figure all of this out.
Lol, good luck!
I heard she is crazy, but don’t tell anyone…
She is just the best race car driver EVER.
Among many other talents.
Thanks Bats! You are talking about me right? PMAO has me confused.
I have everyone confused, because that is what I do. I don’t want to be confused alone.
Me either.
Let’s be confused together. What could possibly go wrong?
Now, that is funny…
So talking about you my friend.
Thanks! I love you Bats!
And I you Hobbs!
Yeah, yeah, we can all feel the love. Who wants to talk about me?
I want a pair of your sunglasses. And has anyone placed an order yet for you sight on audio for $53?
No, but I need to put a link to that blog on my blog somehow.
Dude, you owe me… you are meeting people on my blog. And you made me beg you to get you to do it. Don’t you feel just a little bit silly?
Not at all…which people am I meeting here? I should go get ready…black or red dress?
I have been reading my comments from other people in each post, as you suggested, and there you were, chatting with people. I guess maybe you already knew them, is that what you are saying? Why do I always have to ask you to explain what you said? Don’t you speak Arthur yet?
I speak all the languages. 😉 I do have conversations with other people on your blog…on almost all of my friends blogs. Except Joe. I try to kick people off his, but I guess that is still a conversation.
You like to make it sound like my questions are completely senseless, and then 5 minutes later you answer them with no problem. Is Ed paying you to make me think I am going crazy, because I would not put that past him… or you…?
No, he’s mad at me…maybe. He confuses me too. You are going crazy I think. Sorry. I hate to be the one to have to break the news to you, but there comes a day in each great artist’s mind when he/she realized that he/she is in fact nuts.
I came to grips with being nuts when I was 12, but I don’t need people making me think that senility is setting in. I have that scheduled for next week.
It is great when it happens. I had never run around naked so much in my entire life, as I did when I officially went senile.
Now that is looking on the bright side.
What time is it there?
Right now, 10 pm.
So, you are Pacific?
I am both pacific and violent… I am an enigma, within a mystery wrapped in bacon…
Sounds good. That actually made my mouth water. I think it was the bacon part. I hope it was the bacon part. 😉
I can neither confirm nor deny that I make your mouth water.
That is probably a good thing…
Plausible reliability.
Everybody is using my comment sections as chat rooms all of a sudden. Maybe that is why I got all those hits. So, please, feel free to talk amongst yourselves. Just lock up and turn off the lights when you go. Thanks.