Hey WordPress…
I know you don’t like me…
I notice how you never put me up on the ‘humor wall’ page thingy…
(Even though I have been on the top of the ‘Sitting on the toilet’ wall for months now, because of one poorly-worded joke on my part)…
(And even though all my posts are permanently tagged as ‘humor’)…
I can see how you might not get my quirky brand of humor…
But now you have gone to far…
You have turned me into Spam, and that I will not sit still for!
(Although I have nothing against Spam, that strange, meaty mixture of animal bits, fat and gristle that is so beloved on some South Seas islands)…
Seriously, WordPress, what’s your beef?
Everyone knows that if you absolutely have to compare my comments to a lunch meat, baloney is the obvious choice.
Pouring My Art Out 
Great site, thanks “cigar aficionado forum“
Thank you.
I see you’re running wild with that Dos Equis guy analogy.
I just comes in handy.
Hmm, guess I better go check my SPAM for you. I’m with you, I really would have had you filed under baloney too…. hmmm
Or ham.
definetly ham!
Stay meaty, my friends.
They spammed all of your comments to me today, even after I un-spammed them!
Dirty rotten bastards.
They hate me. But I will have my revenge.
It could be that they hate me- I have a reputation of being ‘mean’.
That is why I never piss you off…
You are an A+ student!
I have very good survival instincts!
If it’s any consolation, I like you.
That does make me feel better.
Tv’s weblog occasionally gets on humor, but we’re always on hillbilly. I’m not sure whether to be proud or ashamed. They shut me down for a day for using too many tags. I didn’t know there was a shortage!
Tags don’t grow on trees.
It turned your post into Spam? I didn’t know they could do that…
(SSSHHHH… I don’t know if they did it, but it happened)