That mountain scene with the ninja popping out was just a cheap gimmick.
You deserve so much more from me.
So here is a little game.
You are at Walmart, shopping for some creme to put on that annoying and rather unsightly rash…
Quick! Spot the ninja before he fully materializes…
Your very life depends on it.
(And speaking about depends, the adult diaper section is just over there… in case you were wondering)…
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Can we get a series of ninjas on their day off? Ninja playing with his kid, ninja on a romantic dinner with wife, ninja dressed as ninja dressed as harry potter standing in line for the midnight showing? Lets learn more about our ninjas, lol
That is the best idea ever. If I keep doing ninjas, there may be a revolt, and I will have to blame you…
That ninja’s got all his teeth. He wouldn’t be at Walmart. Clearly a Photoshop.
Oh, crap… it is the little details that give it away.
Is there really a ninja in that picture or is my Ritalin just working overtime again?
Maybe there are ninjas in all the pictures… not just mine, but all the pictures ever taken… did you ever think about that?
um, no. But now I will. Thanks. And I will dream about it and sweat about it and obsess about it and get drunk off of it. Thanks again.
That is what I am here for.
I had no idea there were ninjas in walmart.
See how good they are…
I was all ready to start looking up your… uh… very first posts… and I couldn’t get there.
Yeah, I am still working on which ones to put where. Just don’t worry about it. They will show up one of these days. 😉
No, it’s good, I am reading now.
You don’t have to read everything. I think a lot of my posts suck…
I will be the judge of how much you suck!
uh, I mean… ummmm…
lol, as long as comments like these stay off my good girl blog, we should be fine. 😉
Wait, I am reading the good one… am I in trouble?
No, you can read whatever. Comments are ok too. If it gets too crazy I can edit it. I don’t know why you want to read all of my stuff though.
I want to know what I missed… and the real you…
weird. The real me is…complicated…
I am just reading the stuff YOU posted…
It might have been a ghost writer
I might be a ghost reader… or a ninja…
What is your obsession with ninjas about?
I am obsessed with Conan… the ninjas are just stuck in my head…
You must have a pretty big head.
It is large, in keeping with the rest of me… but a little flat on the back, or so they tell me.
Interesting…
Not really.
Oh, wrong answer. You were supposed to say “yes, Hobbler, whatever you say..,”
I never do or say what I am supposed to. That is what you like about me, remember?
Who said I liked you?
You did… not in so many words… well, you used a lot of words, but not those exact… you do, don’t you?
Of course! I love stalkers!
And you started a new site because that one wasn’t weird enough…
Thanks for pointing that out. What really amazes me is how I have people that follow this insanity.
Don’t make us regret it…
I will try not to, but after writing all the stuff I’ve written, I have no idea what it is that people like. I’ve done a little of everything.
Heavy is the crown upon the head of… ummm… sort it out.
lol
Never mind… I got it…carry on.
Does it go back before June 4?
probably not. I think that is when I started this blog.
SSSShhhh…. I am reading about waffles…
Waffles? Did I write that?
Among many other things. Glad I could clear up a question you have no recollection of asking…
Weird…I don’t remember a lot of stuff though…
Me neither… what? ooooh, shiny thing…
Did you do a lot of drugs? I did…they all are legal now…
I can’t talk about that until I start my bad boy blog… say that 5 times fast…
That makes sense. I need to do a lost years post when I talk about the insanity of the drug world.
I will be a special guest…
Sounds good.
Don’t get between a hillbilly and his Cortaid!!
Dig that.