In preparation for my birth…

My wife’s Uncle gave me a great birthday present one year. It was the Life magazine from the day of my birth. And in the back of the magazine I spotted a small, square advertisement for a new product…

This is not the actual add. I don’t remember where I put the magazine, so I just got this one out of Google images… (I do not suggest doing this particular Google search unless you prepare yourself first…and no, that was not a pun)…

I have come to one inescapable conclusion about the fact that Preparation H and I both appeared in the universe on the same day;

I was destined to be a pain in the butt…

Fortunately, Fate stepped in to intervene, and a Superhero was created to stand between me and the pain I might cause. There was a soothing ointment to lessen my sting. Balance and order were maintained throughout the cosmos. This may be the proof of the existence of a higher power that many of us have been searching for…

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13 Responses to In preparation for my birth…

  1. Bob's avatar Next Stop, Willoughby says:

    I was born 3 days before the International Atomic Energy Agency was espablished. Yippee, I guess.

    I have never used Preparation H.

  2. Tammy Adams's avatar tadams4u says:

    Loved the pain in the butt line…. My fate too…. Lol

  3. Ha! Coincidence or twist of fate? Of course I had to Google it. Umm… ewww, but some of that sh*t was kind of funny. Not sure how the picture of the cucumber fits in (not going there) just wondering.

    Hope you’re enjoying your birthday prelude! 🙂

  4. Mooselicker's avatar Mooselicker says:

    I think the stock exchange crashed the day I was born.

    I bought Prep H for the first time 2 weeks ago. It actually works! I’m not sure if you work. You seem to always be blogging.

  5. elroyjones's avatar elroyjones says:

    Your wife has great relatives, very thoughtful people.

  6. tomandlavernavickers's avatar tomandlavernavickers says:

    Great post. My wife and I think you’re hilarious. Keep Writing, please!

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