Say goodnight Dick… Seriously…

We have reached the end of the road with Mr. Cheney.

I can’t look at that face anymore… (I am starting to have nightmares)…

I leave you with my choices for the jobs that we should all thank our lucky stars Dick didn’t end up doing…

Meet the Right Reverend Father of the Church of the Sacred Bleeding Heart… (It might be bleeding because they just tore it out of a dead guy to stick it inside Dick)…

So graceful, so ethereal… only the shadows on his face make it creepy… Meet the number three premiere ballerina of Bulgaria…

(I am never going to be popular in Bulgaria now)…

I had so much fun with that that I had to do another one… Hey, there are two of him… Is he checking out his own butt?

And now… Drum roll, please… We arrive at my top, all time pick of the careers that Dick might well have gone into, but that I believe we can all agree it is a good thing that he didn’t…

Yes, we have a winner…

Ladies, are you with me?

Imagine this guy as your gynecologist…

You can’t bring yourself to imagine that, can you?

That is why I did it for you…

I think, with that, we can finally say goodbye to Dick, and move on with our lives.

Just keep going, and don’t look back.

That is what I am going to do…

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24 Responses to Say goodnight Dick… Seriously…

  1. My you really were all kinds of twisted up huh? Dont laugh..well you can of course and it is ok cause its funny..in a stupid sort of way. I didn;t know you could DO those kinds of things..and never really thought of how cathartic something like photo manipulation would be.. I mean there was that one I did of STB where I changed her head out with the dogs.. a boxer remarkable resemblance and the other that i made her into a grimace – you know from McD’s? but all new careers and wow.. I am totally impressed. This could be dangerous in the hands of someone who is disturbed.. good GOD son;t let the… ok.. breathe i am not going there .. be careful who you let in on this lol 🙂

  2. NC Coot's avatar NC Coot says:

    He looks positively papal in the first. I buy it 100%.

  3. LMAO! Man, ur too much. I kept thinking these Dick threads would get old, but alas, I was wrong. Context is made to be broken!

  4. Tammy Adams's avatar tadams4u says:

    Yes, it is time for you to stop playing with your dick and find other things to play with. . 😉

  5. thoughtofvg's avatar thoughtofvg says:

    in the second ballerina picture he looks weirdly like patrick stewart….

  6. Oh my… I have to agree, those last few are more than enough to make me want to close up shop and just hope things in that vicinity stay healthy!

  7. joehoover's avatar joehoover says:

    Good grief!!! I wasn;t prepared for those last few. That will solve the population boom

  8. Dear pmao,

    HALLELUJAH!

    See how fast I got here?

    Love Dotty xxx

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