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I’m going away… part 1…

Details to follow… oh, and did I mention that I am now sending not only my self-illustrated, self-published children’s books to literary agents, but my murder mystery set in world war two London, and my action/humor sci-fi series as well. … Continue reading

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Big boobs and free porn… (but don’t get your hopes up)…

You may have noticed, if you notice that kind of thing at all, that I occasionally tag my posts with ‘big boobs’ and ‘free porn’ alongside my normal ‘humor’ and ‘art’ and tags like that. The thing is… and you … Continue reading

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You may have noticed by now that I rarely… if ever… ‘like’ a comment…

That doesn’t mean I don’t like your comment. I actually go to the trouble of replying to them. Yes, I admit that my replies are sometimes just; yup… oh, yeah… wheeeeeee…. …ooo000ooo… Bam… Bazzinga… nice… Or they might consist of … Continue reading

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Name that piece of Art… part 96…

Okay… just one more of these for you to come up with a cute name for… HA… it looks like I am looking at you through one of those little security peep hole things in a door… which makes me … Continue reading

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You know that, sooner or later, you are going to find one of my amusingly long-winded blog post titles that are really just thinly-veiled attempts to lure you to my blog, to be just silly enough to pique your interest, and you will fall for my blatant shenanigans, even though you are obviously too smart to be taken in by such a cheap ploy, and you will pop over to my blog… you know, just to see if maybe, perhaps, I am anywhere near as funny as I seem to think I am, and then, despite your quite understandable doubts, you will proceed to scroll through some of my posts and read a few things and look at some of my silly Photoshop pictures and maybe listen to a few of my original songs or join in the fun we have in the comment sections, and aginst all your better judgement, you will click the follow button and return again and again and slowly but surely fall in love with me…

So don’t you think you should just get all that out of the way right now?

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101 things you can do on that post where we are trying to break the record for the most comments on a WordPress post… even though WordPress can’t or won’t tell us exactly what that record is… but all of these ideas have been tested and they work, and now that I think about it, I might as well try to break the record for longest title on a WordPress post because for some reason, WordPress seems to give us unlimited room on the topic wall pages when it comes to the titles… and that sounds like a loophole, if you ask me… oh, and the comment post now has 28,078 comments on it, if you care, which is way more than some posts that went viral because the post was about something so nasty that people had to visit it just to insult the writer… and we did all of ours with love and rainbows and unicorns…

  The comment record post is a great place to:   1. Meet new people… and lure them to your blog where you can keep them prisoner with your charm and wit 2. Release your inner demons 3. Act out … Continue reading

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Twit Wit… Part 22…

Yeah… still posting all my best tweets… because I know a lot of you don’t do Twitter, and I would hate for you to miss how freakin’ clever I am… ——————————————– *Men! It is not about a woman’s posterior, it … Continue reading

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Oh man, you know I hate those award things…

But I can’t really pass this one up, can I??? And even though I don’t ever put the awards in my sidebar… because I still think WordPress makes these just to keep us, the bloggers, the smartest people on the … Continue reading

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