Okay, so you don’t trust science or scientists, but you do trust mechanics. So I will Let Billy Bob explain it. Take it away, Billy Bob!

Well, we all know science goes against the bible. And those white coats and fancy book learning and shiny ‘instruments’ are just creepy and wrong. But I hate to tell you this, folks. Most ‘climate science’ ain’t really science at all. It is just machines, and we all know machines is real, cause we drive around in them.

So, you know how when the gov’ment forces you to get your car smogged? They hook up a machine to your tailpipe, and they can see how much ‘pollution’ is pumping out.

Seems like they have machines like that to check all kinds of ’emissions’. They know how much bad stuff is being pumped out of your car, but they also know how much bad stuff is being pumped out of factories and cow asses.

Now, I ain’t no rocket science, but the bad stuff being pumped out is the same stuff that is causing the world to heat up. Ain’t no gettin’ around that. It ain’t science, it’s mechanics.

Also, and I hate to admit this, but just because it snows somewhere on the planet, that don’t mean that climate change is fake. If your house is on fire, it might still be cold in your freezer, but that ain’t gonna help you much when you house is gone, and the freezer along with it.

So we are messin’ up the only planet we have to live on, and I got 15 kids who are gonna want to drink water and breath air, and the same with all the young’uns they pop out.

Let’s get it together, ya’ll.