Nature just doesn’t seem to like perfect symmetry, and I can’t say I blame it. You will never ever ever see a symmetrical cloud formation.

Let’s take trees for example…

A symmetrical tree could never happen. And, if it did, you might see a strange figure lurking in the very center of it. Did I just create the arboreal shroud of Turin?

Also, a symmetrical tree full of goats would just be silly…

I don’t know how that would happen, but I would pay to see it. I suppose getting some identical twin goats would be the easy part. But getting them to pose for the photo…