
So I am at work the other day, at my new job as a private security officer at a medical research facility, and a guy knocks on my office door. He didn’t speak much English. He kept beckoning me and saying; “Geico, Geico!” I followed him, and found this rather large lizard inside the building. After shooing the reptile outside, I realized that the man had been trying to say “lizard”, but the thing that popped into his head was the most famous lizard he could remember… the Geico Gecko.

Later, I was taking a picture of the sunset with my phone, and I noticed something unusual…

I zoomed in a little…

There were clouds that all had similar mouths, like fishes… or snakes… eating each other.

They stayed in the sky without moving for quite a while.

Also, there is a really cool hawk that I have seen over the course of the last few days. I don’t know what kind of hawk it is.

But I do like hawks. I need to get a better phone. This one takes lousy pictures.









I guess somebody didn’t want to save 15% on their car insurance.
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Um, are those clouds coming this way? Because I’m not interested in beating eaten by a hoaky collection of water vapour. Keep your clouds to yourself, ‘mericans!
Clouds… we should build a wall or something.
Build it like you mean it.
It is already built… now give me some money…