Oh yeah, you haven’t really lived until you hear a call going out over the radios for the private security officer at the South gate to go outside the guard house and see if there is a monkey climbing the pole that holds one set of our security cameras.
All I needed for this little stunt was my monkey mask, an extending metal pole, and to show up a few minutes early for the shift change.
No wonder everybody at work thinks I am a little weird.
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Pouring My Art Out 
Bwah ha ha, I bet your co-workers love you.
They do.
You managed to keep your job after that, Art? It’s been my experience (as the wife of someone who spent a lot of time doing security, as a guard, a supervisor, and a trainer) that most security directors don’t have a sense of humor.
I am using Halloween as an excuse.