Why I want Conan the barbarian to come to my house for Christmas…
You all know I love that big, crazy barbarian. But you may be asking yourself why I would think it would be fun to have him around during the holiday season. Well let me break it down for you.
In the first place, Conan is always ready for any adventure that involves chopping. So you know he will help you get a really good Christmas tree…
Also, I think that Conan would really rock the Santa look…
Ho ho ho indeed.
And from a guy’s point of view, I bet Conan would give the kinds of gifts that a man really likes to get…
Oh Conan, you are so silly. That isn’t what I meant and you know it. My wife isn’t going to let me keep that. You do like your little jokes…
That’s what I’m talking about. Much better than that ugly sweater with the red reindeer nose that actually lights up that I got from… never mind…
So go ahead. Put a little barbarian in your festivities this year. Liven things up. You don’t have to sip your eggnog from the hollowed out skull of a foe you crushed under your heel. But don’t be afraid to try something new or let your emotions show. Let the wild part that is inside all of us just a little closer to the surface. And live your holiday like you mean it…
Merry Christmas Conan, wherever you are.
