You know how sometimes, before that first cup of coffee, when you are still groggy with sleep, you say something deliciously weird? I had a doozy this morning. I was in the kitchen, waiting for my coffee to finish brewing. I had just stumbled out of bed. I was trying to feed the cat, just as my wife walked in.
The cat saw the food bowl, and she lifted her front feet off the floor as she spun around in a circle. I was trying to say to my wife that the cat just did a spinning wheelie… but it came out as ‘spilling wienie’. That will never not be funny.
So here is a little game we can play. In the comments, tell your best early-morning-before-coffee story. You know, something you did or said before you were fully awake… like the time I almost poured a cup of boiling water right into the big jar full of instant coffee crystals.