This just into the newsroom!
Satan has released the following statement;
Thank you, dear Trump supporters. I, of course, endorsed little Donny years before he ever decided to run for public office, but I am moved by your loyalty, your steadfast refusal to be swayed from your blind faith in this man, even in the face of his own words and actions.
On a more personal note, keep up the good work. I mean, I have been trying to spread hatred and bigotry and, well, evil, on the face of the earth for quite some time, but until now, it wasn’t always easy. In fact, lately, it almost seemed like the good guys were pulling ahead. But you guys, oh wow, you are turning this freekin’ planet into a cesspool of corrupted, vile nastiness that I would be proud to call home.
So keep it up, my thoughtless little minions, and I look forward to seeing each and every one of you sometime in the future.
Pouring My Art Out 
bla, bla, bla……..
Now on a finer note, what about this ring story, methinks, scary, but with you two to help, hell i could write something…
wait, what ring story?
With you an a friend, chris
Oh… way back when?
You know a long time ago..
I invented a long time ago
i think not, a long time ago was even before me..
no way
yes way, tell you what, how about you ask god? hell in my there are no gods!
I am with you on that
Damn, sometime you’re easy an other,
like getting blood from a stone crack squirrel!
I am busier at some times than others
You’re busy all the time!
no I’m not
You’re not?
no… and neither are you
Yeah, said who? You!
no… it wasn’t me
Tis wasn’t me, too!
Twasn’t it?
Nicely said…
thanks