Okay, this isn’t really fair to Las Vegas… I mean, hookers aren’t allowed within the city limits… and crack cocaine might actually be illegal in the whole state…
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But it’s so inconvenient to go all the way outside the city limits for a hooker and some crack cocaine…why is life so hard, Arthur?!?!?!?!
I know, right? What good is the whole idea of ‘room service’ anyway???
The customer is always right! Except when they’re wrong, or mistaken, or confused, or high, or being a dick…
and maybe even then
I’ve dealt with enough customers in my time to know that they are not…
eeeewwww… customers…
Icky….
they are the worst.