This came about because of my silly little post where I dreamed of retiring someday to an English village called: Cheddarcheeseham… (not a real place)… and might be an offshoot of a post I did long ago, just after returning from England, where I made a long list of funny English town and village names, of which… (supposedly)… half were real and half were made up, and asked you to guess which was which… (but, when I looked at a map of the United Kingdom, there were so many awesomely funny… and quaint and adorable;ely-hard-to-pronounce names, that I just used all real names of real places… and I mean no disrespect, because I love England, and have seen the queen!)…
Here is one of my comments from the recent post, cut and pasted, entirely out of context, just to get you started…
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No… it’s true… you go by Clamdip, turn left at Fromageington, continue on into West Littlebigfordshire, past the old holy city of Swisstonmarket, and if you reach Fonduewichester or Velveetaston, you went too far… way too far…
Pouring My Art Out 
Myself I’m a West Blockvelveetafordshire fan.
That is near Hamsterfordshireton, isn’t it?
Pasteurizedprocessedcheezelikewithbaconbitsoford…peccorinoromanoshire
HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cheesewhizbangersandmashwichhampton…
mmmm… bangers and mash
Camembertanderniebythesea…
I have been there!
Ballyknockstiltonwickhamshire…
oh heck yeah!
Parmesanton…
West Noddingoffingham… okay, not cheese related… but still…
Roquefortshire,,, wait… my spell checker thinks that is a real word… seriously?
Fine… nobody wants to play… I will do it myself… Americanprocessedcheesefoodslincingham
Haha… So true and so funny.
I could look at a map of the UK all day
compared to the US there isn’t much to look at lol
But the names… particularly the Welsh ones… and Scotland… and Ireland…
Haha… The Welsh for sure!
Everybody need to Google map that