Uh, we are playing a game now where we make up funny fake names for small English towns, preferably involving cheese of some sort… please join us…

This came about because of my silly little post where I dreamed of retiring someday to an English village called: Cheddarcheeseham… (not a real place)… and might be an offshoot of a post I did long ago, just after returning from England, where I made a long list of funny English town and village names, of which… (supposedly)… half were real and half were made up, and asked you to guess which was which… (but, when I looked at a map of the United Kingdom, there were so many awesomely funny… and quaint and adorable;ely-hard-to-pronounce names, that I just used all real names of real places… and I mean no disrespect, because I love England, and have seen the queen!)…

Here is one of my comments from the recent post, cut and pasted, entirely out of context,  just to get you started…

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No… it’s true… you go by Clamdip, turn left at Fromageington, continue on into West Littlebigfordshire, past the old holy city of Swisstonmarket, and if you reach Fonduewichester or Velveetaston, you went too far… way too far…

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20 Responses to Uh, we are playing a game now where we make up funny fake names for small English towns, preferably involving cheese of some sort… please join us…

  1. Paul says:

    Myself I’m a West Blockvelveetafordshire fan.

  2. 1jaded1 says:

    Pasteurizedprocessedcheezelikewithbaconbitsoford…peccorinoromanoshire

  3. Cheesewhizbangersandmashwichhampton…

  4. Camembertanderniebythesea…

  5. Ballyknockstiltonwickhamshire…

  6. West Noddingoffingham… okay, not cheese related… but still…

  7. Roquefortshire,,, wait… my spell checker thinks that is a real word… seriously?

  8. Fine… nobody wants to play… I will do it myself… Americanprocessedcheesefoodslincingham

  9. Simon says:

    Haha… So true and so funny.

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