This blog is not for everybody! It contains thoughtful material, and requires you to use your mind. It contains humor, and requires you to laugh at things you never thought of laughing at. It contains satire and parody and sarcasm, which may not sound that bad… unless it happens to be aimed at something you hold dear.
This blog insults stupid people, racists, politicians, extremists, terrorists and other groups that I find annoying… if you are a stupid racist extremist terrorist politician, you probably shouldn’t poke around in here!
This blog takes normal, everyday things, and examines them from angles and in ways that you might not be used to… so if you get dizzy or suffer from motion sickness, stay out!
But the most insidious thing this blog contains is me… and my head full of crack squirrels and loads of free time and a penchant for making funny pictures in Photoshop…
If you ignore my warnings and do decide to explore the swamp that is my imagination… and you feel the urge to begin scrolling down into the depths of my soul… because this is my whole life here… please… wear sensible shoes… and bring some rope… and a flashlight… and a first aid kit… and some snacks and water bottles…
But please, feel free to talk to strangers… my followers are awesome, and are probably the least objectionable part of this blog… sigh…
Pouring My Art Out 
You’re way too optimistic thinking that stupid people will heed your warning .
I never thought of that… I am glad you are still around… so many people aren’t… sniff…
I couldn’t be a stupid, racist, extremist, terrorist, politician because I had to work for a living. Satire, parody, and sarcasm are the three things I live for. Used to be bitter and sarcastic; turned over a new leaf; now I’m sarcastic and bitter.
I like to think I am warmly sarcastic…
I ought to go find a stupid racist extremist terrorist politician (cluebat: most of them are) and bring them over here so they can be tickled unmercifully with the Silver Feathers of Looniness.
I would be honored to preform that public service…
Guffaw!
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee