
What? No… I don’t know exactly how it could save your life… I just do what the crack squirrels in my head tell me to do… but if the crack squirrels say it could save your life, I think we should take their word for it… I mean, why would the crack squirrels that live in my head lie???









As an example, if you were reading a blog
…the blog and got hooked on it so much you missed your flight and the plane crashed and you were the only one who survived thanks to this blog.
I have probably saved hundreds of people in that way alone…
wait… am I supposed to finish this sentence?
you missed work, and there was a maniac with a gun…