Also, I just want to warn you… never ever ever do a Google image search of romance novel covers… because there are a lot of people who try to recreate them… they dress up like the characters on the covers… and have their picture taken in the same poses… which is creepy enough… even if they were particularly attractive people… and a lot of them aren’t…
***(Please don’t jump down my throat for those comments. I am not making fun of unattractive people… some of my best friends are decidedly unattractive… I am just making the point that there is something weird about a guy who feels the need to have his picture taken in a cheap wig and tight leather pants… with no shirt… if he has a pale, couch-potato dad-bod, and then post it on the internet like some kind of fine art… hey, I mean, more power to you, and you be you, and all of that, but maybe keep those pictures in a photo album… in your bedroom closet… on the top shelf… behind the box full of cheap wigs and leather pants…)***
Pouring My Art Out 
If he was well endowed enough to F*ck himself, he wouldn’t need to F*ck us for a living.
You make an interesting… and disturbing… point
I think Mr. Pukesalot has done an admirable job there. I’m just shocked you didn’t put your face on those two… that’d be hawt.
I have to leave something to your imagination… and mine…
Uh-huh.
yup
You should check out my latest story, want to know what you think (try to refrain from jokes, k?).
ok
I also got shortlisted for this international writing competition, pretty insane. And WordPress put me on their Discover page for that last story… my head feels weird, and I’m tingling in very strange places… what could this mean???
I just saw that, my little nudibranch…
There’s no such word!
then Canadian Google sucks.
We invented the internet. And paperclips. We rock.
Al Gore invented the internet… and Monsieur Le Papierclippe invented the paper clip… in France… before paper was even invented… nice try
Yes, but we invented Al Gore.
No, he was invented by Henry Ford… on an assembly line… although the electronic components came from Edison…
AlGore. AlGore. AlGore AlGore AlGore!
Is that an al-le-gor-y
Okay, that’s a good one…
thanks
also, my mom gave our murder mystery to a friend… an emeritus professor of languages at Cal Berkeley, and he said he was impressed… might make a couple changes, but he is trained to do that…
It’s YOUR murder mystery; I’m a minor assist. But that sounds pretty cool… emeritus means that he’s very senior and experienced, so that’s extremely positive.
Have you had any thoughts on how to market this thing?
yes, but like most of my plans, it comes to nothing… and you edited it to a point where a professor of languages admired it. I just came up with a story.
That is sooooo cool. Somehow we have to make your plans come to something grand.
What story?
I need an agent…
Have you contacted any? You won’t get one unless you talk to one.
well, I am writing the letter to send…
Happy to review it if you want, just send to my e-mail.
thanks, buddy