Yeah, we are all a little sick and tired of the classic Hooters girl/porn star Barbie… let’s do something about it!!!

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Barbie is a horrible example of female body image for young girls… also, she hardly reflects the realities of modern life. We are going to change that by helping the makers of Barbie and Ken dolls upgrade to new versions.

So help me come up with ideas for more realistic Barbie dolls.

If you don’t make any suggestions, then I will have to leave it up to the crack squirrels living in my head… and you know how that might end up… well… no… you don’t, and neither do I… but we all know it won’t end well.

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16 Responses to Yeah, we are all a little sick and tired of the classic Hooters girl/porn star Barbie… let’s do something about it!!!

  1. Paul says:

    Don’t think I could add anything here.

  2. 1jaded1 says:

    I read it from end to beginning. The squirrels done did good.

  3. Danka_Zee says:

    Try applying for food stamps, and you’ll see how “easy” that is. Then look at Walmart, no taxes and 85% of the employees are on welfare. As to Barbie she is a mannequin doll, not a person, never was and never will be. She cannot be a “slut” she’s been married countless times. If she could talk she’d say: ”have been there, done that” And Barbie never taught a girl to use guys, it doesn’t matter how pretty she is.

  4. List of X says:

    Barbie as Donald Trump’s wife?
    Barbie in a hijab?
    Barbie running for president?
    Barbie making a sex tape?

  5. Welfare Barbie – comes with a big SUV, a wide-screen TV, and a cooler with beer.

    (Sorry, I think I have Not CM in my head this morning.)

    • Sorry, but I don’t actually support the notion that very many welfare recipients abuse the system that badly. I know that there are the occasional news stories about a guy who uses food stamps to buy lobster and support his surfing habits, but I think it is pretty rare. However, I am sure some of the ones I am working on will fall pretty close to the mark.

      • I understand. I was basing my suggestion on my next-door neighbor, who fits the description perfectly.

        • sorry, I didn’t mean to preach at you… you totally have a good point.

          • Oh, I knew you weren’t preaching. I was just irritated that, as usual this morning, I had to dig out my car and go to work while my very healthy, much younger neighbor sits on her duff waiting for everyone else to support her (and to dig her out, by the way). Her only child is a teenage boy (also very healthy), so there’s absolutely no reason she can’t work. She’s just lazy, and apparently knows how to work the system.
            (And I promise not to keep going on about it – thank you for allowing me to vent.)

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