If you showed up here during all those posts I was doing about birds… and you mistakenly thought this was a blog about bird watching… and then you were shocked by my post about the Christmas date-rape song… or the pictures of synchronized deer whizzing… or my rant about the wordpress overlords… or my defiling the seal of the president of the United States… and have now figured out that this blog is just a little weirder than you were expecting… if you want to change your mind and slip out the back door, I won’t hold it against you… just so you know.