No… seriously… literally… not just an expression… One of the crack squirrels that live in my head has developed the unnerving ability to read your minds. I do apologize for this breach of etiquette… no… I understand… you are absolutely right… I get it… it is quite reasonable for you to feel a little uncomfortable with all this… yes, I see what you are saying… or not saying, as the case may be… okay… I will… and no, I would never do that…
Please remember that this is me we are talking about. You know me, I know you, I am going to end up running this planet one of these days, and I would certainly never abuse this power in any way. That is the main reason you are considering me for the job to begin with.
And thank you… I know… I feel exactly the same way about you…
Pouring My Art Out 
Do you know what I’m thinking now?
yeah… and stop it… I am a happily married man… HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel really bad for any critter that has to be subjected to the things that pass through my mind, no wonder they’re on crack.
they were on crack when they got here…
So, that’s you’re story, eh?
yup
Now that your crack squirrel has developed mantic powers, I guess we don’t have to make comments anymore.
dang it… why do I never think these things through…