Oh you… you dear, sweet, just-slightly-evil horde of loveable little varmints. I know our plans of world conquest are taking longer than we thought. When I first set out to be the supreme overlord of this and all other universes utilizing an insidious and all-powerful evil empire… (also known as my humor blog)… and began to recruit an army of diabolical minions… (which WordPress insists on burdening with the demeaning title of ‘followers’)… I figured, hey, how long can it take before the entirety of all living things willingly bow down before me and lets me fix all their problems with love and understanding… a week? Two at the most?
Well, it has been closer to two years… dang it… but we haven’t given up. We are still slowly growing… spreading our web of control over the… uh… web of information.
Okay, I will admit that we do not really have a secret lair in a hollow volcano. And we do not have a giant red eye that can see everything that goes on in the world. But we do have that nifty bunker I dug in the backyard… and a telescope… and now, if I come down with a really bad case of pink eye…
Well, dammit, you have to admit that comes pretty darn close…
Pouring My Art Out 
Head Minion here… you puny minions have done well. Very well. Your dinner slop will be mildly heated, and your latrines re-dug. Both activities may, however, occur in the same place. Do not be alarmed. Keep your heads down and continue to comment. Or else.
now we are talkin’
Um, on that note, I was thinking about asking for a raise… you know, even a little something here and there would be nice. How about a pillow???? Man, I could really go for a pillow.
Pillows for all the minions… above level 2 training…
It’s been a fun weekend, Art!
yay
It may take several generations. Have you been training your kids to take over the crusade one day?
this is all for them
Yes, it’s close enough
you were my muse this time