Because if you are already scary, scary teeth will just make it worse.
And even if you are more or less harmless, people will worry about you if you have sharp teeth. They just send the wrong message.
It doesn’t matter how beautiful you are if people think you want to eat them.
So remember, kids, if you want to insure your place in history, have your dentist file down those chompers.
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Isn’t this a coincidence? I have been biting the sides of my mouth a lot lately & was thinking of asking my dentist to slightly file down my dog teeth!
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Oh, thank you, Art! As if Cheney wasn’t scary enough!
That one really is creepy, isn’t it?
This is… so you.
uh… yeah it is… dang it… and yay!
And floss once a day!
With barbed wire
LOL. It is even more disturbing when you open the link.
uh oh
Well, I wouldn’t want to kiss those people for sure.
No… which makes me glad I don’t really have the Great White shark teeth.
Sooo… Abe Lincoln gets had by the vampires at the end of the movie!? Thanks for the spoiler. No, really thanks, A LOT. LOL That’s pretty flippin’ disturbing… Actually, on Bieber it’s an improvement!
Bieber is already scary… but I already did him with big beaver teeth a long time ago… so
wait. You did something to that pic of the Biebs???
Ha…
So what are you sayin?
who knows?
I do.
ha
Not me
I thought not.