Never fart in the shower…

Not only are those tiny particles trapped in a small space with you, but they cling to the steam and swirl around you like a smelly tornado. And warm air rises, so they tend to swirl right at head level. I am sure there is some scientific principle behind this phenomenon. But I am not a scientist. I am just a guy who shares my mistakes so you can avoid repeating them.

Because that is how much I care.

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48 Responses to Never fart in the shower…

  1. List of X's avatar List of X says:

    Did you just blog in the shower, too?

  2. Alastair's avatar Al says:

    If you fart in the bath, it creates a bubble that explodes with the stench of a pit full of decaying zombie faeces.

  3. joehoover's avatar joehoover says:

    Like a smelly tornado! hah! 😀

    This is a very timely post, I probably shouldn’t even mention it here, but I was ill on Wednesday with a bit of food poisoning and accidently farted in the shower. It was not good.

  4. Tanveer Rauf's avatar Tanveer Rauf says:

    such informative and interesting

  5. You’re just figuring this out now? And ewww!

  6. Emma J.'s avatar Emma J. says:

    It’s funny because it’s true.

  7. Elyse's avatar Elyse says:

    As somebody with bowel disease, let me tell you that farting in the shower (assuming you are alone) is preferable to most other places. I am an expert on farts (http://fiftyfourandahalf.com/2013/07/14/confessions-of-a-pooter-pack/). Trust me. Would I lie?

  8. benzeknees's avatar benzeknees says:

    Thanks for the advice?

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