*** This is another recycled post. Because I have stuff to do. And because it is funny***
It is called: The Fat In The Cat In The Hat
oh… and check out this link… http://pmaoaudioblog.wordpress.com/2013/09/04/the-cat-in-the-hat-is-fat-and-all-that/
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Here is another little poem I pulled from my magic drawers full of ‘schnitzel’… (I think, if Snoop Dog was to say ‘sh*t’ in that special language of his, that is how it would sound…[if he was German])…
Anyway, here it is, just as I jotted it down however many years ago, on some small note paper sheets…
I think I will call it…
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The Cat In The Hat Is Fat And All That…
The cat in the hat has grown exceedingly fat,
He ate pies and cakes as he sat and he sat,
He ate roasted mutton and the occasional rat,
And his metabolism just couldn’t cope with all that…
Yes the cat in the hat is quite fat, and I fear,
If he continues this way he will not long be here,
He is fond of his sweets and drinks way too much beer,
Yes the cat in the hat is becoming a sphere…
The cat in the hat has become quite obese,
He will gobble a lamb chop without removing the fleece,
I fear if we can’t get his hunger to cease,
That the cat will quite soon be resting in peace…
Yes the cat in the hat is increasing his girth,
He crams food in his face for all he is worth,
I suppose this is not a good topic for mirth,
When the cat will soon find himself under the earth…
Will he eat food in a box?
Yes he will eat bagels covered in lox,
In a train?
Quiche Loraine,
In a car?
Caviar,
In a boat?
Root beer float,
In a house?
Broiled grouse,
In a tree?
Crackers and Brie,
He will eat green eggs and ham,
Moldy cheese and rancid spam,
I have seen him eat a spoiled yam,
And a tub of expired Cost-co jam,
Forgive me for having to tell you this, ma’am,
But I think he just ate Sam I am!
The cat in the hat expanded his epidermis,
By carrying hot chocolate in a very large thermos,
I fear that his carcass will end up in a furnace,
Or perhaps stuffed and mounted by a mad taxidermist…
Yes the cat’s appetite has become legendary,
He does like his pies filled with mince-meat and berry,
I’m afraid this will end at the local mortuary,
Followed by a short trip to the cemetery…
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I threw in a few pictures that I whipped together in Photoshop in about half an hour, just to show once again why we all need Photoshop in our lives…
I particularly like the plush toy…
I realize that feline obesity is no laughing matter, and apologize for glamorizing it!!!…
As a historical note, the cat in the hat did indeed turn to food when his movie career went into decline… I heard that he tried out for one of the Star Wars movies, but didn’t get the role…
He is now a house cat, living with one Mildred Crugscraffle, an 87-year-old widow, in Boise, Idaho. He continues to have a problem with his weight…
Pouring My Art Out 
So clever 🙂
I try
Last night I was behaving like your Cat In A Hat. I shall consider this my warning to minimize the binge eating. On another note, my Cousin had two cats that were so obese I called them “Fat Cat” and “Not So Fat Cat”. Fat Cat couldn’t sit up with support. He would stop a few inches from the wall and then tip over until he was being propped up by it.
I certainly enjoyed this diddy this day.
diddy do da day
Well done.
medium rare
No, I think you are completely rare. Your post, however is well done.
I feel rare…
Does that bottom cat pic intentionally look like Dick Cheney or is that just your subconscious infatuation with him coming through?
careful now
Well it does look like Dick Cheney…
but I hate that guy
The Berkeley hippy inside you should love everyone. Love is beautiful.
Hippies hate ‘the man’… and Cheney is ‘the man’.
Cheney was ‘the man.” He is now ‘the heart patient.’ Big difference.
I guess
Unless that ct is accompanied by a delicious recipe, I’m just not interested.
Very clever though.
ct? like a ct scan?
Hmmm where have I seen this before??!! BTW I do not like cats.
They don’t like you either
lol nope well some do, and some I can handle, but I have a bit of a fear of them
what
yep
that’s just weird
why weird?
because you aren’t the size of a rat
Ha but I’ve had a vicious cat try and attack me over and over years back.
I hate their claws. My Hubby had a very sweet cat so there are some that I don’t mind. Keep me away from kittens though.
sigh
Part of living full of fear it sucks
sorry
Dude!!!!! You can’t put this up without linking – http://pmaoaudioblog.wordpress.com/2013/09/04/the-cat-in-the-hat-is-fat-and-all-that/
Or I could just paste the video here…i haven’t listened to it in ages…
How could I be so thoughtless…?
Are you secretly monitoring me?
Ha! No, I just happen to be mooching around blogland this evening…and of course stopped by your place; that record breaker is phenomenal!
I hope you get some time to play there
Brilliant! My Hat’s off to you.
Ha… and thanks…