It is just now hitting me for the first time. I really am an author. Oh, I know I haven’t made much money. But there are copies of my books floating around out there. Some of them in countries far across the sea. It just seems so unreal.
I just received another book that has my words in it. It is an anthology of short stories. I will be hyping it in the coming weeks and adding it to the sidebar. I did a funny little story about three little pigs in a heavy metal band. Well… it starts off funny…
I couldn’t help laying out the four books I have either written in full or done a story in…
And don’t forget that the second book in the science fiction series is in the works.
I want to thank all of you who have read any of my books. If you liked the sci-fi book, there is still time to do a review wherever you got your copy. I might use your words on the back cover of book two if you do it soon enough.









You’re prolific!
Yay crack squirrels!
What a gorgeous selection of books – and such a variety. Clever man. 🙂
I am a smorgasbord
Thought you had a slightly Scandinavian look about you.
I might be a Viking…
Yup – it was in the tilt of that pirate hat….!
New age Vikings.
Yep. er.. should that be Yup in these parts?
yap… ha
hahaha! yippety yop!
Don’t say that to a Texan…
Oh dear, is it like saying Ta Ta to an American?
I don’t know, I made that up.
I’ve gotten all carried away commenting on divorce at OM’s blog… http://aopinionatedman.com/2013/11/21/the-daily-opinion-divorce/comment-page-2
Go on tell me off, or write a few disparaging posts about it or something would you.
“Shhhhssssomebody Sshhtop Me!” (in the immortal words of Jim Carrey)
You do what you gotta do… I’m not the boss of you.
(sigh) Such poetry…
yup
Or maybe Knut… ha… see what I did there…
Haha – it took me a second and then I got it. So you may not be Knutty as a fruitcake? 😉
But it is pronounced not… good one by the way
I have been pronouncing it wrung all these years!!
Knutty as an tree trunk! And that’s Knut a Nut tree.. oh sorry I am getting carried away. I’m sure I have better things to do that I am knut doing…
Pronouncing it wrung??? Ha! You pronounced wrong wrong…
Shorely that’s knut wrung? haha… you creck me op!
I already did a ‘talk like a Scotsman day… look it up…
Can’t help being a little Scottish… and I *will* look it up (sometime) 🙂
Scottish is as Scottish does.
Run, Forrest, Run!!
I can’t run the Forest for the trees.
They must run it for themselves then… Must I be the one to tell them?
Yes… bring an axe with you.
Fiesty bunch are they!? And I thought they were Mostly ‘Armless…
They have been branching out
ha!
Looks like the axe did no good against the lions. Gruesome. I can’t look.
They had axes too.
So it seems! Still can’t look.
No one should
I agree… except for those dear souls who collect up the pieces to lay out gently for burial…
Some one has to clean up after the party.
Indeed. And don’t sweat it if you aren’t making any money yet. I mean, look at Picasso, right? You could fake your death though… Or somehow get it banned in the middle east. That is a sure fire way to boost sales.
I need to piss of that whole part of the world… do some Allah Photoshop pictures.
That is one way to go…
yup
I am going to do a post about this with a link to you…
I will be grateful when you do it.
I just did it… don’t be too happy until you read it… you live closer to the Mid Eat than I do…
Yeah, but they don’t know that, so hush!
I said Mid Eat… ha!
This is cool, need to check again if it got cheaper to import them
Ask for an e-reader for Christmas. Tell your man he needs to take care of you or I will come over and steal you away!
We don’t do gifts. Xmas is fun in our house 😀
I’ll be in Thailand anyway, though did see a sale on Kindles, but I have about 20 books to get through first
Are you playing hard to get… because that is sort of sexy… HA!!!
I would like the originals, I have H E Ellis book which was only a tenner on Amazon and no delivery. I’d like a collection of bloggers books.
Once my niece gets through her Peppa Pg and Disney princess phase she may be into monkey’s then?
I can only hope
wait…you aren’t on amazon? silly goose. Ok regardless, gettin today. lol
If you click on the book pictures in my sidebar, it goes to the links… But I think the sci-fi book is on amazon for the kindle… paper copies are better… they kill real trees…
I am ordering all your books today. Glad they are in hard copy. I am ordering 3 monkey books as christmas gifts 🙂 Love you. Once I get them I will write a review for ya. Sorry it took so long but I wanted to get my list all at once for super saver shipping haha.
I am having some sort of happy reaction… that I can’t talk about on a family blog… thanks… love… peace…
Congrats, and how do I spell Arthur the Author!
uh… just like that…
You know many times I had to go back and look to do that?!
Nobody is named Arthur anymore… but author you should be able to spell…
yeah “should be able” being key! I’m Canadian so it’s also spelled differently here…
Are you sure???
Yes it’s spelled Authour here
oh it is not
yes it is!
You guys just add the extra ‘u’ to stuff to seem fancy…
ha no it’s actually annoying to have the extra letter in so many words, more typing and time consuming…
I aum suur iut must bue annouying…
lol
hey now… none of that…
oopsy! 😉
control yourself!
lo ha
too close for comfort
😉
harumph
Congrats, and keep em coming!
Thank you.