Here is a fun practical joke we can all play… I want you all to type a post right now. It doesn’t even have to make sense… but it has to include these words:
Bomb, terrorist, overthrow, government, kill, assassinate, revolution.
You can even just cut and paste that sentence into your post and be done. If we all do this, and it spreads around WordPress, maybe the NSA will be too busy today to monitor any of your personal phone calls…
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I do recall having conversations about terrorists, etcetera, and shortly afterwards had masses of bible studies over the phone with Jehovah’s Witnesses. Wonder how long the telephone bugging lasted…?!
That may be the solution to this problem.
Hahahahahhaaha!
Well, we have had no stormtroppers invading our home and frogmarching us away…. yet. 😉
Stormtroppers… I will not have them tropping around…
No – they would drive me troppo they would!
ha!
opps… “tropper?”
oh… dang it…
Hee hee
sigh
You forgot to complete it. Allah Akbar. There, Now you’ve made your post top priority. You can thank me latter.
I did leave a few choice ones out.. I’m crazy… not suicidal…
You know, you are right. You are funny. Are you jewish? 😀
Recovering Episcopalian…
I don’t know what that is, but sure sounds ominous. Good luck with that.
It is the old Church of England… in America… like Catholic lite… without the molesting priests…
that is a relief. I didn’t know molesting priests were a thing in US. It is in my state. It happens with muslim preachers and kids and madrassas too. One guy was busted a few months back in my home state. I think religious teachers ,kids and classrooms are a bad combination. May be they should switch to online classes.
It happens everywhere… the people who want to do that stuff to kids find places to work or volunteer where there are kids.
it’s an interesting thread, from NSA to pedophiles. just like a real conversation. Ha!
The NSA does not molest… they just like to watch… ooh… I need to go tweet that…
Nope, that’s a bad idea too.
ha
Can’t do it! Sorry! I might want to visit the US some day & I don’t want to be on some Terrorist Watch list because of a post I wrote to play a game.
Then the anti-terrorists win…
You’re trying to get us ALL booted off. See you in Gitmo, Comrade. I’ll bring the file.
Oh come on… those guys have to have a sense of humor… right?
Are you trying to get kicked off WP again??
No… I am shooting for getting kicked out of the country this time.
ya!
Gitmo vacation…
ha
Tropical breezes… no work to do…
crack squirrels
But Cuban crack squirrels… it will be a change of pace…
sigh
I know
We will give you refuge in our country if you are successful. You will be the head beaver keeper. It’s a very prestigious position hereabouts.
I might be good at that.
I dunno. The beavers started trembling all of a sudden…
I will stroke them until they relax…
In your opinion, is stroking a beaver genuinely the best way to calm it? I am uncertain.
Well first you get them all sweaty and worked up… wear them out… then they sleep real good…
We’re not talking about flat-tailed long-toothed animals anymore, are we?
Or are we?
One never knows, does one? That is why it is funny when words can mean more than one thing.
Words can mean more than one thing? I knew I was doing something wrong.
Take a bow…
Can I play with them? Pet them?
Are you asking me if you can pet a flaming beaver? Do you really want to know the answer to that?
I thought we didn’t light them until the last minute… or at least until the revolution or war begins… you people are nuts.
We like to be prepared, so we always keep a certain number of beavers flaming away.
How long does it take for the hair to grow back… I am asking for the Brazilian beavers… they really want to know.
Um, I’m pretty sure Brazilian beavers are actually called bears.
That is all I get for that carefully crafted joke?????
I don’t see how typing bomb and terrorist together would make Washington and The NSA look at me. A complex plot needs much pre thinking and who wants another 9/11 event which could be much bigger. And saying death to the infidels is too Middle Eastern. Well I guess we will find out soon did I mention death to infidels?
Dude… that was awesome… if they come for you, just send them on to me…
Right. If we do this, NSA will be monitoring our phone calls even more diligently.
Stop overthinking my crazy ideas…
Overthinking everything is kind of my thing.
Right… but doing it to me is like trying to bake a rock… or trying to kill fly with a flamethrower inside your house… or something…
I think you’re overthinking my overthinking.
Me? I barely think about things at all.
Can I use French words?
Arabic would be funnier.
German would be funnier.
In an historical, hysterical way… yes it would.
I bet I could make it rhyme.
DO IT!!!
Artland, Artland über unheimlich,
Über alles in der Disneyland,
Wenn es stets zu Schutz und Trutze
Brüderlich Fürze,
Von der Maas bis an die Memel, From the Maas to the Memel
Von der Blog bis an den Twitter
Artland, Artland über unter,
Über unter in der Disney.
over under… really?
Ich bin ien tortellini
And I am ravioli. You didn’t like the song?
I did… it was just above my pay grade…
It had Disneyland in it.
I noticed that.
(clap clap clap)
I figured it was fitting.
It was indeed.