Come on, people…. (hey, that wouldn’t be a bad title for the movie)… we are just trying to write a porno movie script. Let’s not make this harder than it needs to be… (that would also work)… Give me all you got… (too obvious)…
I know you think this idea is beneath you. And it is. But that is where the challenge lies. I don’t want this to be about pool boys or pizza delivery guys getting lucky. I don’t want the dialogue to be grunts and ‘oh yeah, baby’. We need to be creative.
What if Shakespeare wrote a porno? Or Dr. Seuss?
We can have any real or fictional character in history show up. George Washington… Fred Flintstone… Darth Vader… you name it.
This isn’t about graphic descriptions of human sexuality. The porno idea is just more of a backdrop, a framework, for the humor. Think of it as a romance/action/thriller/comedy/porno. We can make it a historical romp, or a futuristic escapade… or both.
We are limited only by our imagination… and the fact that if you get too nasty, I just wont add your part to the final script. Because I have my standards… believe it or not…
Oh… if you have no idea what I am talking about, you need to read the last post I did.
Pouring My Art Out 
Art is a cleaner on a space station who gets cleaned right out of his clothes by an alien masquerading as a human woman. He doesn’t discover her ruse until they are romping on the bed & her extra arms come about him.
You may be onto something here…
I do not like green eggs and sperm.
The Dickleration of Independence.
Star Whores – A long time ago in a vagina far, far away…
I knew I could count on you… I may be just about ready for tomorrows post where we vote on the name…
There have been some jolly good ones.
It is some stiff competition… uh… so to speak…
Just take Hamlet and reimagine it with death scenes made into sex scenes.
That’s what I’m talking about!!!
It was the best of times it was the worst of times, it was the age of hypocrisy, it was the age of censorship, it was the epoch of relief, it was the epoch of sensuality. Enter Rockin’ Ramona licking her lips and swiveling her hips.
You rock… and maybe scare me a little.
I just heard a song about swiveling hips and licking lips…a little plagiarism is nothing compared to what happened to the beginning of A Tale of Two Cities. They’re all scared a little in the beginning.
A tale of two titties… sorry… just sayin’…
Brilliant!
They just popped right out at me… uh…