We are getting some great ideas for the title of our porn movie project, but I really want you to think outside the box… ummm… so to speak… so I am going to throw a few ideas I had out there and see what sticks… uhhhh… in a manner of speaking…
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*Thirty two triple D, or not thirty two triple D, that is the question… a saucy play by Mr. Shakespeare…
*It’s bigger on the outside… Dr. Who makes time stand still for the ladies…
*The spy who loved me, and 12 other guys… Bond is back on his back…
*To boldly go where many men have gone before… Capt. Kirk goes to Uranus…
*One fish, two fish, red fish, blew fish… Dr. Seuss for adults only…
*Four whores and seven beers ago… Honest Abe frees himself…
*Twerking off… wait… is Miley old enough to do an adult film?
*Whoops you did me again… I know Brittany Spears is old enough…
*Back in Back… AC/DC parties backstage…
*The Incredible Bulk… He’s mean, green and will bruise your spleen…
*The curse of the brown pearl… Capt. Sparrow is pacing the poop deck…
*Cum together… a Beatles themed sex farce…
Pouring My Art Out 
” she wanted some jewelry, so I gave her a pearl necklace ” ?
Nice… and that would tie in with the pirate theme…
what fun it’ll be exploring for sunken chests.
Or full chests…
😀
Walks into the caverns and listens for the echo…oh Hell no, I did not just say that. Ew.
Is that a title idea, or just musings???
David Copper Feel
1984 Dicks
Catch 22 STDs
Why are these not real movies???
They may be on the underground market.
Good point.
The Cat in the Hat Came Over my Back
Miley Cyrus in Hannah Mounts Anna.
I knew this would be the perfect place for you to vent some of the… how to put this delicately… vile and repulsive aspects to your inner nature?
Wow…I really thought you’d’ve had to have resorted to something offensive…kudos to you.
Titus A Duck’s Anicus
All’s Well That Ends Happy
You are killing me…
I’ve got another one – let’s cast Jason Statham in the lead role – he’s always on the job:-
“Jason Statham plays Fast Eddie, an ex-con who’s fast at placing bets on the racetrack but not so fast in bed when he’s on the job, he takes it slow and steady. Fast Eddie has to save an innocent Peruvian family of hot daughters (adult of course) from a cartel of kung fu fighting, knife wielding people traffickers who happen to be sex crazed, lesbian cyborgs……….hey, don’t look at me like that! Have you seen some of the plots for these films? My point exactly! Anyhoo, the whole world goes to hell and it’s up to him to get on the job and get everybody off with the minimum of fuss – in out and put the kettle on.
If you see one movie this Summ….Autumn then make it this one. Or watch one of his old ones and I’m sure you can imagine the rest.
Rated R for Ridiculously Sexy but still very ridiculous.”
Now you are just showing off.
I think the term is peacocking. Say, that gives me an idea……….
oh lord…
And I hate to drag this conversation back around to my own particular brilliance, but the beauty of my idea is that we can start off with an Indiana Jones scene and then write other idea you had with stops at Dr. Seuss and Shakespeare in between… that would make this an epic adventure… with hot sex…
It’s a self-perpetuating cavalcade of carnal lust riding a sea of pop culture – a pornutopia if you will, replete with all of your favourite characters. Get Jerry Bruckenheimer on the phone, this is gonna be big!…..oops, I did it again.
I would have gone with pornuCopia… anyone is fair game… even comic book characters and cartoons… but not Dick Cheney… oh no… he will not be in my movie…
Or here’s another in honour of my avatar:- “Indiana Moans Loudly in the Temple of Boom Chica Boom Boom” – I’ll bet you’ll think twice now when you watch Temple of Doom and every time the good Doctor shouts out “Willie!”
I may have to do a post and let people vote for the title out of all the choices… you can wait in line like everybody else… but that was also a good one… sigh…
How about – “Napoleon’s Bonerparty?” – what he lacked in size, he more than made up with in sexy strategies.
Funnily enough (although not for him) he died May 5th, 1821, in Longwood.
I think I just had a little death myself there. Or as the French would put it – La petite mort.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_petite_mort
I’ll let myself out.
Dude… that title is going near the top of the list…
I believe you’ve just won the entire internet.
Well thank you very much!…….Now, if it pleases the court – what in the bleeding hell am I meant to do with all of these cats?
I can tell you what to do with them… HA!
I hate it when he comes here and makes me look bad… and no… that isn’t a title suggestion…