Famous movie quotes… translated to Scottish… because I can…
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Here’s looking at you, kid – Here’s keekin at ye, bairn
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a damn – Frankly, mah dear, ah dinnae gie a damn
What we’ve got here is a failure to communicate – Whit we’ve git ‘ere is a failure tae gab
May the force be with you – Kin th’ force be wi’ ye
I see dead people – Ah see deid fowk
Go ahead, make my day – Gang ahead, mak’ mah day
I’m going to make him an offer he can’t refuse – A’m aff tae mak’ him an offer he cannae refuse
Say hello to my little friend – Say awright tae mah wee mukker
Take your stinking paws off me, you damn, dirty ape – Tak’ yer howfin paws aff me, ye damn, clatty ape
Soylent green is people – Soylent green is fowk
I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore – A’m mad as hell, ‘n’ ah’ament aff tae tak’ this anymair
I love the smell of napalm in the morning – Ah loue th’ reek o’ napalm th’ morns mornin’
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I mean no disrespect at all… but I am beginning to see why Hollywood is in California… and not in Scotland…
Pouring My Art Out 
Jefferson Grey-MacTavish has pointed out that this is an idea he had a long time ago…and thanks you fur getting a pumpin’ shift oan!
I am missing something here…
I’m used to it…
I am listening and laughing out loud.
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Um… It took two days for a friend to talk me through how to do that… I am the last person you want to ask about it.
I dunno, I kinda like the Scottish versions over the Hollywood versions. 🙂
We need to translate all the classic films with voice actors.
The stuff ya learn when you’re just cruising yer Reader. 😀
A mind is a terrible thing to waste…
😀
The next thing you know we’ll have to have all street signs/city documents translated into Scottish – it’s only fair.
And wear Kilts.
Old bags in kilts – No wait that’s people wearing kilts while playing bagpipes!
Perhaps.
Luke, Kin th’ force be wi’ ye.
Love it 😀
How could you not.
Exactly 😀
This is hilarious! Absolutely love it. The accent is loud and clear in my head.
NO! You have to say them out loud. That’s the rule that I randomly made up for no good reason.
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PLEASE go look at parts 1 and 2, Translating sayings to Scottish, Laughing VERY hard here. 10/10 blogging here!! LOL 🙂
Say hello to my little friend – Say awright tae mah wee mukker
hahaha SPOT ON!
I want to start International talk like a Scotsman Day.
HA HA HA
How good would that be? A day where nobody had a clue what each other was saying 🙂
Uh… that is every day here in America…
hahahahaha
Say awright tae mah wee mukker. Classic…and Bwahaha.
I want all my movies to be remade with Scottish voice actors.
That would be epic…
Yeah it would.