I am reduced to begging… Please buy my book. I don’t even care if you read it. If you get the paperback copy, you can use it to even up a short table leg, or as a ruler. You can even use it as an emergency toilet paper roll in your camping stuff.
We are all writers. And if you can make my dream of becoming a succesful author come true, that means that the self-publishing route works and we can all be famous and have our stories made into movies starring Brad Pitt. Or at least be paid to use our imaginations. And how cool would that be?
If you have read it, please go back to where you got it and do a review so people know that it is funny.
Pouring My Art Out 
Consider it done. And I was completely honest. A good review of the book — go read it. I said something nice about you, too.
I am on my way…
I own the book, everybody, and I really like it. It’s Art, only so much more. Buy it!
Yay, now if you would just type that into the review box where you ordered it, I would be so happy.
Okay! Bookhatch? Booklight? I don’t remember the name of the place. If you give it to me, I’ll go right now.
Bookpatch, I think… just click on the picture of the book on my sidebar to the right. You are my new best friend.
Silly — sometimes people just need some time to answer this kind of request. I will go there now. But I will be one of your BFFs 😎
I wasn’t pressuring you, just so you know. I am just so excited. It lends a certain credibility to my fiction that I am an author of fiction.
I’m not pressured at all — I am really happy for you, and frankly, if I lived next door to you, we could be BFFs — we certainly think alike often enough to support it.
That would be nice. I meet very few people who get my humor in real life.
Hey… we are the same age…
You don’t even want to know how forgetful I am!
What were we talking about again?
Hee,hee,hee,hee!
Precisely.
(just a word of advice, put links on your blog to your book – make it easy you know how short attention spans on the internet are. as a point of fact…. oh wait theres a dancing kitten on Youtube)
There is a link to the book in both paperback and e-reader versions on my sidebar. I just throw these out now and then and I get lazy… but thanks you.
my bad – I only went down the middle (I usually keep the side bar tuned out, other wise the dancing kittens end up distracting me)
I have dancing aliens in my blog… and one dancing Conan the barbarian… and Dick Cheney with his head spewing lava like a volcano… and one picture where my face opens like a door and a dinosaur pops out… oh and ninjas that pop out at you. And song videos under that button in the header bar. Those are just the pictures that I can think of that move in my blog. There are lots of them. And 1,000 times as many that do not move. I mereley metion this because if you like to be distracted by things for a short period of tme, you came to the right place.