I am still trying to justify my career as a supermodel. Not only did it allow me to pay the bills and travel all over the world, it even gave me a certain amount of fame. Surely some of you remember my magazine advertisement layouts from such products as;
The Audrey Hepburn Commemorative Cubic Zirconium Necklace And Earring Set…
Dr. Talbott’s Migraine Pills, guaranteed to cure a splitting headache…
Freezyaire Air Conditioners, for those days it just felt like you were melting…
Uncle Billie’s Homemade Growth Hormone Extract…
I was the spokesmodel for a famous angel food cake mix…
And they liked it so much they had me do a spread for the devil’s food mix as well…
I did an ad for q-tips… not a brand you would recognize, but still…
And when I was approached by a tractor company, I happened to casually mention the recurring dream I kept having about running over Rush Limbaugh with a tractor. They decided to use my idea in the advertisement. They said it would be perfect for that…
And who could forget the fact that my face… ummm… faces…. are now on the label of every bottle of Two-Faced Bastard Ale?…
So it is all well and good for Hastywords to make fun of my stint as a model. But so far, the only product I have seen her advertise is a toothbrush…
Or it might have been a public service safe driving campaign for people who don’t know that driving while brushing your teeth is dangerous. I didn’t read the ad. It was on a bus and it was moving too quickly.
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lol Such a handsome devil. And I wasn’t driving…just sitting at a stoplight 🙂
We only need to stay in the area of the truth.
To the heck with truth I am all for slander and inebriated indulgence 🙂
Fine…
Your work as the Q-tip really inspired me to fight for world peace.
I am just here to inspire you all to greatness.
I think my post today on my blog you would be very proud of. I hope you check it out and appreciate the greatness you have inspired 🙂
You mean the Namaste one? Because that was epic! I need to figure out how to do movies!
lol that’s the one. 🙂 Thank you. It’s easy if you have a mac. You can just record on your video cam and edit in imovie!
Maybe I will try something on my Ipad…
Do it!!! You’ll be good at it!
I will. I am nearing the end of this whole war thing. Maybe. I never know.
Wax on… wax off…
ewww on the Q-tips…