Dear WordNazis…uh…sorry… WordPress,
You still are not putting any of my words up on the Humor Topic Wall thingy.
But I was just over there, you know, looking for funny stuff to read, and there is a series of posts by someone who is trying to lose weight. It is a diary of all the bland food they are eating… called ‘a food diary’. It also contains details of the exercises they have done, and pictures of yogurt and cottage cheese.
I have been losing weight also. I do not want to sound unsympathetic to the weight challenged amongst us… but these posts, to put it kindly, are not all that humorous.
My posts are freekin’ hilarious. Just sayin’.
And my posts have only one permanent tag… guess what it is… that’s right! Humor. And I retag them again just to make it easy for you to figure out where to stick them… ummm… if you see what I mean.
So if this is all random, I should get put up in the humor topic section now and then. I used to get put there every time I typed anything, and even I can admit I am not funny all the time.
If this is not random, tell us what the rules are. Are you being nice to the new people? Are you using numbers from our stats? What is the deal?
Just level with us.
Pouring My Art Out 
if it were me i would put you in the crazy i mean funny section!
I can get in the crazy section. Or the ‘sitting on the toilet section’ or politics…anything. Just humor.
well you should get the funny section!
Oh, crap. I played with my tag settings, and deleted the permamant humor tag, and now I just got posted to the humor wall. So I have to do a post apologizing to wordpress…sigh…
well that should be entertaining to read!
I will try for contrite sincerity.
no doubt here!
Your faith in me is touching if misplaced.
ha well then my meds must be wearing off…
Can’t let that happen.
why not? do you see two…
Hey, that is a birth defect… don’t make fun of them.
oops sorry…
No worries. I am back already.
phew i didn’t know what i was going to do!
Time doesn’t care if you do anything with it or not. It will still pass… oh, I need to tweet that right now!
well take your time!
Hey, I will take your time too.
well aren’t we greedy!
My blog is a black hole for sucking away the lives of my victims. Or a pit of quicksand in a swamp.
could you grab me a branch i’m sinking!
Oh, there are plenty of other bones…uh…people down there to keep you comapany.
well if you won’t help and i can’t beat it, i might as well join sinking sink sin si
Keep it down, I hear another victi…uh…follower approaching.
okay everyone, be vwery vwery quiet…
Please! I’ve belonged to WordPress for a year, and I keep hearing of really unfair, or stupid mistakes. Are they that lazy, or all just a bunch of liars? I have never, in the last year, received any kindly correspondence from WP.
I just tease them. I did get a response from a wordpress advocate once, but it wasn’t helpful at all.
I actually don’t like them much at all!
Me neither, and yet here we all are. sigh…
Check your tags. I just hovered over the “humor” tag and it’s linking it to “Humor 2”, as if you’ve put the same tag in twice in an earlier post and have been selecting the duplicate ever since.
Re-enter the tag manually. Don’t pick it out from your commonly used cloud or click the auto-complete suggestion. Just type it. Usually fixes it.
I am a computer moron and I have no idea what most of that meant, but thank you, and I will try resetting stuff until it works.
The buggers
Not to put too fine a point on it, but yes.
I was there ages this morning, mainly as most bloggers are in the US and they were asleep so weren’t posting anything so mine was up there for a whole 10 minutes before being shunted down from newer posts
You are a rock star.