In fact, I promised to show you some things I never wanted to see Conan doing if he were alive today.
And I always deliver on my promises, no matter how weird they might be, so here goes.
I don’t ever want to see my friend Conan shopping in a grocery store. This may seem like a trivial concern on my part, but I have found myself wandering through such stores, trying to remember if we buy non-fat milk, or low-fat milk and wondering which one two percent milk could possibly be. Why do there have to be so many kinds of everything these days? Do we need to have so many types and sizes of batteries? I fear that Conan, being a survivor of a distant age, would become agitated in such a circumstance, and use his sword on a produce clerk…
I would hate to see Conan working as a bank manager, just because this seems to be a tragic end to such an illustrious life… although our money would certainly be safe…
I would also hate to see him working in a fast food franchise for much the same reason…
I would be saddened to see him forced to drive a minivan… not that he ever would…
I would hate to see him ever judge people based on religious fervor… oh, wait… he would never do that… because he is a barbarian, and this kind of moral hypocrisy is reserved for so-called civilized people…
Last but not least, I would hate to ever accidentally catch him sitting on the toilet… (Okay, I admit that I just threw this one in because I thought it was funny, and I wanted to make sure you were paying attention)…
Pouring My Art Out 
My thought is that Conan is taking way too many risks.he should be talking to his agent and get a different gig.
It never pays to imagine your heroes in everyday situations.
you’re right, it never pays.
I love it when I am right.
a right fighter are ya? hmmm…
I think that there is so much more than your hero in that “art”-ful mind. I know it goes deeper than Conan’s attempts to make this baroness laugh.
I just wonder why we see only glimpses?
I have only had this blog for like eight months. I haven’t had time to tell all my stories. Also I am keeping this family friendly so my kids and someday their kids can learn all about me. So I can’t tell a lot of the stories. I don’t want to shock the little ones too much.
ahh..well that makes sense. so its written on a level well it would certainly cause mental conflict.
your 8 month old blog has sime great content when you do real feelings and sharing. It does not need to be on a level where you are telling too much. I get that.
There is not an in between?
I’m just wondering.
Hpw about a Baroness prompt? “Living my life this day really means….”
you could still keep it family friendly.
If you need emotional content, listen to my five or six original songs. All the feelings are in there. That is where I pour my heart out. This is where I pour my art out.