I would like to see him playing professional football…
But maybe he would rather be a lawyer…
I would love it if he became a police officer…
Oh, yeah, we could all sleep soundly with Conan fighting on the side of law and order…
Or maybe he would rather be a teacher…
But if he was the President of the United States, that would be really awesome, because the debates would be the best debates in the history of debating…
I can just hear Conan explaining his ideas to fix the economy and his foreign policies.
Go ahead, Mitt. Ask to see his birth certificate.
Pouring My Art Out 
Love this! He could be a great debater – Conan the Contrarian. Or a farmer – Conan the Agrarian 🙂
Okay, now you are cracking me up.
Please please please run a story about Conan going against Romney in 2016 to correct that particular madness if it comes to pass. You know he gotta win!
Him hanging Romney up by one leg isn’t enough for you, huh?
Conan the Librarian.
Conan the Libertarian.
Cognac the Libation.
This one went in the spam drawer… and that is a shame, because that may be the funniest thing I ever heard in my freekin’ life.
Thanks. The WP forces me to visit the blogs if I want a spamless comment.
Those bastards.
Teacher was my favorite. What subject would he teach? Think about it, this might be a good set up for a joke that I do not have.
He would teach history and social studies. The Conan from the books was very well traveled and read and spoke many languages. He could teach economics. He won and lost thrones, empires and treasure just about every week. But mostly he would just school ya.