Somewhere, not too far away in space or time, but still a long way from here, there is an alternate reality.
And in this particular reality, Mitt Romney is a homeless guy…
And the Hulk is running for President…
The good news is that the Hulk is only going to smash 47% of you. And he has an actual foreign policy. Yes, it involves lots of smashing, but at least he has a plan.
So cheer up. Things could always be worse. Or maybe better. It’s kind of hard to tell.
Pouring My Art Out 
Does Hulk also do P90X with Paul Ryan?
No.
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What is this exactly?
I was all ready for a deep understanding of an alternate universe and instead I get Mitt?
It is a cruel universe.
But there are countless universes, as my novel will clearly explain. In many of them, there is no Mitt at all. They are not full of Mitt.
Love your theory. The mitt pun perfect.
I had to throw that in. But I have one more pile of Mitt to do now. Oooooooohhhh… I am gonna use that as the title… sort of…
you are just sooo bad! You did use it too.