Because I am all about customer service.
I freely admit that I do this blog for myself… (Because I have to get the crazy ideas, old artwork, ninjas and Dick Cheney’s out of my head somehow)… But the other truth is that without you to read it, these are just the demented ramblings of a crazy man. And I want your experience to be as fulfilling and rewarding as it can be!
So please, in order to help make this the best blog it can possibly be for both of us, take just a moment to answer the following customer satisfaction questionnaire…
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1. What attracted you to this blog in the first place?
A. The incredible writing style…
B. The amazing pictures…
C. A little bit of both…
2. What do you enjoy the most about this blog?
A. The fanciful artistry…
B. The captivating wit and charm…
C. Those pictures of Dick Cheney as a gynecologist…
D. The way I can tie them all together so seamlessly…
3. What would you change about this blog?
A. Absolutely nothing…
B. Add more posts each day…
C. More original artwork…
D. More pictures of me as a baby…
E. More stories about my wild youth…
F. More pictures of Dick Cheney as cartoon characters and inanimate objects…
G. More jokes…
H. All of the above…
4. Why is this blog so darn addictive?
A. Because you just can’t get enough of me…
B. Because I care enough to be honest…
C. Because I never type down to you…
D. Because my comments are wicked funny…
E. Because you feel drawn to my natural animal magnetism…
F. Because you can never be sure what the heck I am going to do or say next…
G. Because you feel the need to ‘follow’ someone, and joining a cult is too much work…
H. A subtle and heady blend of all of those choices…
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Thank you for your input.
All the data from this study will be carefully studied and graphed and turned into pie charts, flow charts, algorithms and scrap paper. And then I will undoubtedly go back to doing whatever crazy thing I think up each morning, because that is what I have been doing, and it has gotten me the best followers, the best commenters, the best FRIENDS… (yeah, I said it)… that I could ever imagine having.
Rock on…
Pouring My Art Out 
Haven’t had time to read very much yet, but what attracted me was the humor, and what you say between the lines (satire, irony, truth, and more wisdom and compassion than I suspect you want us to know).
I am an open book… like a weird, twisting, slightly dark open book… But I am in no hurry to write the end yet.
More chicks. More guns. More American Flags. More Ford trucks.
A chick with a gun driving a truck over Dick Cheney wearing nothing but flag boxers???
You won’t Photoshop it!
If you pay the upfront fees, I will stage this puppy in real life!
The supermodel and the trained ninja kidnapping squad are going to be expensive, I warn you.
Q, Q, Q, Q
You are, as always, a font of wisdom and a steaming mound of helpfulness…
Always glad to help with my helpful helpfulness of helping. My assisting assistance will aid and abet your need for assisting needfulosity and help.
Yes, your heaping helping of heaping helpfulness…
More than a handful of help is a waste.
It isn’t helpful to be wasteful, and it is seldom wasteful to be helpful…
Have a big, helpin’ helpin’ of helpfulness…
I am hopefully helpful, and helpfully hopeful…
Helplessly hoping? By CSN?
+ Y…???
Y not?
Hopelessly hopping? By MSNBC?
I am going to sit down right now and write a post shamelessly based on your posts that are similar, but not so similar as to violate the copyright infringement laws, while simultaneously being both an homage and perhaps, unintentionally, a parody as well.
I hope you like it as much as I might…
I know I might…
(It is helpful if you like it)…
But I am going to throw you a link even if it sucks… just so you know.
Knock yourself out! And when you wake up, write that post thingy you were talking about.
Well played.
Well Written, Dude~!
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… I am getting sea sick…
Ha… this one is for you, Ed… uh, I mean Sir!…
I bow to the master.
A, B, A, D
T, H, A, N, K, S
i think you misunderstood. I was just saying I’m “A BAD” girl, so who cares why I like you.
I thought you were turning Muslim and moving to Islamabad…
They wouldn’t take me…I need some kind of BAD religion. Do they have something like Being A Dick church? Or maybe Bitches Are Divine…
Being A Douchebag Congregational Church has great music… Boring-Ass Disciples Methodist has really long sermons. Backstreet Anti-Denominational reaches out to all of the anti-denominational faith.
How about “Burn And Die: your path to enlightenment cult”
I would try that.
Lol, I am pretty sure that it would brighten up your day.
They need me, to lighten the mood a little, before we all drink the koolaide…
Thanks for sacrificing yourself for the cause.
I was going to pretend to drink, then poor it in the plastic ferns.
I’d love to help with this but I have to go clean out my sock drawer or clean the cat box or something. Could you please let me know when you post more Dick Cheney stuff?
I know I can’t please everyone… but I really want to.
Good luck with that. I’ve been trying for way more years than you, and while still somewhat hopeful I’m much less so. Maybe we could just like each other a whole big bunch and call it a day.
That would be nice. And I promise I am not done with the pictures. I don’t plan any of this stuff in advance.
Actually, I love all of your stuff. Post anything. Make me laugh. Please.
Don’t interrupt, I am reading some of your post right now. You have intrigued me… and I love Dame Dench…
All of the above.
Aw, thanks. It came across a little pompous, didn’t it?
Compared to…?
Point taken. We all have to have well developed egos, or we would make lousy bloggers.
Yeah, as a young songwriter I was without fear and successfully sold songs to Kenny Rogers and the like. I’m not quite as brazen with age, but still my ego and I can’t go through the door at the same time.
That is awesome. (The song part, not the giant ego part). I write songs. One got played on the Berkeley college radio station once, done by a friend’s band. Maybe the new band with my brother will help move things along before I die of old age and falsely swollen ego.
You never know. I got to play guitar, for several years, with a childhood friend who made it really big. The best, and worst 4 years of my life. You just don’t know when fate will tap you on the shoulder. Good luck with the new band. The dynamic in music is so different than the 80’s.
I have friends that made it fairly big. It is sort of a crap-shoot and a game show, mixed with politics and a little incest. Gotta love the music ‘industry’.
Yep! But the ability to record with a small studio is becoming a game-changer. The last CD I worked on (2007) was done in a Ma & Pa studio, and was modestly successful.
I may have to play with that idea. Maybe some of the guys has some tech skills.
Yeah, or as I say a small studio.
Oh, I see what you mean. I thought it was more of a record ourselves kind of thing.
You can do that, but you’ll still need someone to master the disc.
I have been trying to master my own disk for… never mind…
HA!