I feel bad about my earlier joke, made at the expense of ninjas.
Obviously a ninja working at a beach would not wear some silly camouflage outfit with the sky and waves and sand printed on it.
He would just blend in naturally…
A sporty pair of board shorts, and he is off to fulfill his mission.
Trust me, in Southern California, nobody would even look at this guy twice.










Dear pmao,
At first I thought he was a ninja in FLIPPERS, or he had a very badly broken leg, but then I realised it’s his shadow.
Love Dotty xxx
Is that your shadow in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?