I have a blogger friend named Dotty.
She has a passion for bricks and sausages… (It is a long story)…
She also likes awards, so I made her one…
It is called the Dotty Headbanger Brick and Sausage Award for excellence in both bricks and sausages.
(Dotty, you can just copy the picture or whatever, but you have to add your own text. You don’t have to answer 27 questions about yourself or pass this on to anybody, but I suppose you can if you want to)…
The rest of you should all go to http://dottyheadbanger.wordpress.com/ and look in on my friend Dotty. She is a fascinating hermit. She is mental… (her words, not mine… well, maybe mine too)… And she is English, so I bet she lives somewhere with a Hobbity sounding name that ends in ‘shire’ or something like that. Her blog does contain some cussing, but in that cute English way that doesn’t sound nearly as bad.
I called her dear in the title because she is my friend and she is sweet. And because she, being English, is so polite that every comment she makes to me she begins with Dear PMAO… (I thought at first that this stood for ‘Pondering My Ass Off’ or some other such clever saying… after seeing LMAO so many times…, but at last I realized… because she explained it to me… that she meant me…Pouring My Art Out.
Dotty, I hope you like the award picture. My first attempt was less successful…
There was just something missing from my sausage sandwich, and I don’t mean mustard.
Pouring My Art Out 
Dear pmao,
🙂
It’s on my Award Slut page –
Love Dotty xxx
I didn’t even make it onto the front page?… sob…
Ha… just kidding… that is awesome goodness.
Dear pmao,
Yes you did. I made a widget. Didn’t you see it?
Love Dotty xxx
You know I don’t even know what that means, right?
I am just giving you a hard time.
Oh… holy crap… I am right there on your front doorstep with the freaky moving-eyed people. I am honored!!!
I am above the f#%*@ng ducks… oh, yeah…
Dear pmao,
I’ve moved Jemima up next to you to keep you company.
Love Dotty xxx
Uh oh…
I don’t like the way she is looking at that sausage. I am going to swear at her now… plug your ears…
Dear pmao,
This is the loveliest, most brilliant piece of artistic genius I have ever, ever set eyes on. My two FAVOURITE THINGS combined into one picture, AND a spare Cumberland sausage brick sandwich.
I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT and if I could write I LOVE IT in bigger writing I would.
Thank you, thank you, thank you. 🙂
Love Dotty xxx
P.S. I’ll have a go at the writing but I’m worse than you for stuff like that, it takes me ages just to do an oblong box with text in it. If I have to turn it on its side to do a text box will it negatively affect the aesthetics, do you think?
It might work even better. I am glad you like it.
Dear pmao,
email on gmail coming through.
Love Dotty xxx
Got the email. Just tell people I helped. I don’t need the picture back. But you can put a link to me near it if you want. It is all yours now.
That is classic. I bet she will love it. Fits perfect
It is elegant.
I love a good sausage brick!!!
Who doesn’t?
Dotty is delightfully potty.
Word…
OMG! So sorry, DOTTY (not Dottie).
Uh oh… I missed that too.
Loved it. Will check Dottie out.
She will appreciate it. And so do I.