Modern ninjas face many challenges that their predecessors didn’t have to worry about. They have had to become ever more adaptable to blend in with their surroundings. You never know where you might have to strike at an enemy…
I sincerely hope that no ninja is ever forced to decapitate a foe at the circus, but it is not beyond the realm of possibility.
(Just for the record, I am going to copyright ‘ninja clowns’, because it may just be the coolest thing I ever invented… and the scariest)…
Pouring My Art Out 
Their rivals should be “ninja clowns from outerspace”
Maybe ninjas were in some famous photos throughout history but we never noticed because they’re so sneaky.
That is deep.
“How is it that you can see the ninjas, Master, even though you are blind?” asked Kwai Chang Kain.
“How is it that you cannot, Grasshopper, even though you can see?” replied the old monk.
And to think, I dropped out of Ninja School.
Your credits might still be good.
Whew!
I will soon hopefully be making a ninja in a cowboy hat…
Circus Wars. This is a million dollar idea.
That seems cheap for one of my ideas…
…a-a-a-and the sound of a check tearing…
I don’t mind being a whore… but not a cheap one.