Ninjas are great at sneaking up on people in the dark. They like woods and castle courtyards. They are creatures of the shadows.
And that got me to thinking about places where ninjas might have a hard time doing their job…
In a really big parking lot, you could spot them coming.
Death Valley would offer similar difficulties.
A beach wouldn’t be much better.
And a ninja would definitely stand out at a Grateful Dead concert.
But then I realized I am giving way too little credit to these legendary killers…
Any ninja worthy of the name would have a closet full of ninja suits for just such awkward occasions.
I am sure ninjas have to kill people in such settings all the time.
Well, maybe not that often at a Dead show…
But it pays to be prepared.
(To any of you ninjas out there, I would be happy to make you a tie dye ninja suit for a modest fee, if you do not already have one)
I have a feeling we are going to be seeing a lot more of this ninja in the days to come… (which is ironic, because the last thing a ninja wants is to be seen)…
Pouring My Art Out 
What drugs did the ninja take between the first and second convert?
convert? That meant to say concert, or maybe I meant convent. He could pass for a nun
He’s a nunja…
Brilliant! I expect some photshop magic with that in mind now
I am on it… trust me.
All of them…
He does look like he’s having a great time
Ninjas do enjoy their work, and the dental plan is excellent.
Do ninjas go to amusement parks?
You will see…
In West Virginia we have a no-ninja allowed time between 2:00 am and 5:00 am. It gives us all a needed rest when we’re not in vacant parking lots. I thought the Grateful Dead used them as security. Oh, with the age of their fans Barney Fife would do.
I have seen some confused security guards at Dead shows.
And none at Rolling Stone concerts. Well, unless you include nurses.
What a long strange trip it’s been…
Does this mean Predator was a ninja?
Totally.