Top Searches
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I keep reading about search strings and search terms, and they sounded funny to check out, so I tried to find mine. I copied and pasted the sentence above, which I found under the label ‘Top Searches’. I don’t know if that is what a search string is, but that is the best sentence ever constructed from (mostly) the English language…. (I am not sure what naakt means, but it sounds Dutch for naked)…
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My favorite on my stats is “washing machine masturbation”. I’d love to know how this one directs people to my blog, though: “why do women leave their cart in the middle of the aisle when shopping”.
They leave their cart because they are in the appliance section ‘trying out’ new washing machines…
That’s IT!!!!
I knew it.
Today I had one saying…. Funny happy birthday buttcrack…… Lol
I hope that is in reference to search terms or something…
uhhh ahhh ummm yep. Lol
Can’t be too careful…
Dear pmao,
Two that I got near the start of my blog still give me the creeps – ‘real dead corpse’ and ‘sperm granny’.
After I made the search terms into a page that I update regularly (sometimes) a nutter on my blog started doing silly ones daily so I’d put them on the page. I still haven’t found out who it is and they’re still at it.
Love Dotty xxx
Peanut nutter…
Hilarious! I’ve been found by some quite shady sounding key words too.
People are looking for weird stuff.
The search terms to get to our blogs are usually pretty strange and perverted. 2 different people searched “lesbians rubbing legs together” to get to mine today. I’m guessing each was a lesbian that has rubbed a leg with the other. Otherwise those two are meant to be together.
If they rub them together really fast, they can start a fire!
lol