This is what drives me crazy about being me.
When I began this new series of pictures, I had no idea where it was going to end up, or how long it would be before I grew bored. It might be hours or it might be days.
All I do know for sure is that I am not going to take the easy way out…
I am not going to resort to suggesting that Bush gets a job as a clown. That is much too obvious.
Nor will I recommend that ‘The Rock’ should volunteer his talents to become an effective spokesperson for the Gay Community…
Because I care about you too much to stoop to such cheap theatrics.
It would be like telling Anthony Weiner to get a job as an underwear model.
Or Gilbert Gottfried to go to work as a comedian.
So I will just do what I do with every art project I start, and carry on until it isn’t fun anymore.
And since I have stated that this blog is not only multimedia but is supposed to be interactive as well, feel free to make suggestions in the comment section for jobs that you think would be fitting for some famous person, past or present, living or dead, real or fictional, and I will try to make your vision a reality.
Yay Photoshop!











Amazing amount of pictures to include Dick in. You weren’t sure about my narrating a few of your Driving Miss Crazy blogs. so, here is an example of what I did with another blog I received permission to narrate, http://kriskkaria.podbean.com/. I do have to keep it clean because my blog has a PG rating on iTunes.
L would be honored to have you spread these bits of my life. Please let me know when you do so I can check it out.
How about any Kardashian as an Extinct dinosaur…
I am getting a lot of suggestions about them and Snooki and other people that I have somehow managed to avoid knowing anything about. But I like the extinct part.
Yay, you used an apophasis in your post.
I wish I was witty enough to come up with something. IDK. Tiger Woods as a marriage counselor. That’s lame, I know.
No, that is awesome. What is an apophasis? You are witty enough to know that.
An apophasis is when you mention something by saying that you’re NOT going to mention it.
Like when you said, “Nor will I recommend that ‘The Rock’ should volunteer his talents to become an effective spokesperson for the Gay Community…”
You mentioned it by saying that you weren’t going to mention it.
Sometimes I just don’t know how clever I am, I guess. I thought I was just being sneaky.
Wait. Go back to Gilbert Gottfried.
Must I?
Great work. Now for suggestions. I like the Lady Gaga suggestion up above, and I’m not sure I can top that one. But I’d like to see something done with Snooki. Perhaps she can be a choir girl. A pregnant choir girl. Sorry, that’s the best I could do. 🙂
I have managed to live my life Snooki free. I mean, I know who she is in a vague way, but that is it. I will try to work that one in,but no promises.
Dear pamo,
Do Lady Gaga as a police attack dog handler (in her meat dress).
Love Dotty xxx
Good one.