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Flickers… part 6… I was going to title this one: ‘Fog flickers’, and then suggest that you try saying ‘fog flickers’ ten times really fast… but the odds are, you would end up saying something about performing an inappropriate act with a frog…

Go ahead and try it… I mean, try doing one of these little animated things… but you can try the ‘fog flicker’ ten times fast too if you want.

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Flickers… part 4…

YAY! One person has asked for more details on how I do these… uh… whatever these ‘flicker’ things are… so I will start adding some step-by-step instructions… which will come in handy if you have Photoshop… and any interest in … Continue reading

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Flickers… part 3…

Once again, if anyone is interested in how I did this, I would be happy to explain it to you.

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Flickers… part 2…

Okay, this is sort of fun… I mean, I can go into detail on how I did all this… or not… or whatever you want…

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Flickers… part 1…

Bear with me… I am trying an experiment. This may end up being a Photoshop tutorial… or a complete waste of time…

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What makes a person be like Ann Coulter???

How does someone end up so full of hate and self righteousness, while still always being able to carry on with that annoying air of supreme certainty that allows no self-doubt to creep in? I guess there are lots of … Continue reading

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This election feels like riding a giant cockroach through a toxic waste dump…

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Adaptive camouflage… the final chapter… (***NOTE*** This series, like all the rest on my blog, is much funnier if you read them in order… from bottom to top… I mean, technically speaking, I don’t know if you will think it is that funny, but I know you will miss the whole ‘taking over the world’ theme if you don’t read the words the way they were written… or if you don’t read them at all… although, when you get right down to it, you should read my whole blog from the bottom up… no… I don’t know why WordPress has to be read in reverse order… even the ancient peoples of the world didn’t make you read their scrolls or cuneiform or hieroglyphics from the bottom up… it makes no sense at all… but go ahead, read my whole blog… you don’t have to scroll all the way down, you can use one of the many handy button link things to get to the first post… go on… we will wait for you… it will all make perfect sense once you read it the right way)…

I still haven’t solved the flickering problem in my suit, but… wait… why do I need camouflage at all in this instance? I fit in perfectly here… except for the fact that these people are bent on stopping anyone from … Continue reading

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Adaptive camouflage… part 6…

All the technical difficulties have been overcome, and I can now begin my plan to… wait… it is working, isn’t it? Can somebody tell me if I fixed the bugs? I forgot to bring a mirror with me once again! … Continue reading

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Adaptive camouflage… part 5…

There… I believe I have fixed that gosh-darned flickering glitch… wait… dagnabbit!!!

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