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Driving Miss Crazy… the reblog… part 3…

The continuing sagas of my 5-year-stint as a delivery driver… which, I believe, is the longest I ever held one job… ***************************************************** The thing about my job as a delivery driver was that secretaries and receptionists all over San Diego … Continue reading

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Driving Miss Crazy… (the reblog)… part 1… (or); The waterslide… not as much fun as it sounds…

I am going to reblog this series, because it is awesome… and I am busy… so here it is, part 1; ********************************************** Today I am going to try something new. I am going to do a series of posts about … Continue reading

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I have been stig-matized!

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Have you ever noticed that when you are driving, everybody who drives slower than you is an annoying jerk who is slowing everybody down by just puttering along obliviously, but that anybody who passes you is a raging speed-demon bent on causing vehicular mayhem?

Oh… wait… I seem to have said everything I meant to say right in the title and now there isn’t really anything to put down here in the actual post… I hate it when that happens… takes some of the … Continue reading

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Things that make me go; WTF???

So why do we sell cars in America that go over 150 miles per hour. There is no place in America where it is legal to drive over like 75 miles an hour, is there? Maybe we should only sell … Continue reading

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Weird things I do to entertain myself… because I’m weird… part 2…

Why yes, I do indeed drive around with an ostrich puppet in my car… When I’m stuck in bad traffic or at a stop light, I use it to amuse people in the cars around me… especially little kids… Sometimes … Continue reading

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When you zip past me on the freeway, it just makes you look insane…

… because… you know… I’m already speeding…

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What is it about getting into the driver’s seat of a vehicle that makes so many people turn into complete jerks???

You aren’t putting on a suit of armor… or an invisibility cloak… So why do you suddenly become a rude, aggressive idiot? You would never walk up behind some little old lady and yell at her to get out of … Continue reading

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More reasons why you need to rent a crazy green convertible Mustang when you go to Maui…

Yes, you need to rent a car like this if you ever visit Maui… or anywhere else on this planet, for that matter… Because when you are driving it, you will look like this… And you will feel like this… … Continue reading

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You know when cops do that ’round robin’ thing…

You know… they turn on their lights and start swerving back and forth on the freeway, slowing down and bringing all traffic to a halt. It usually means something bad has happened farther up the road. Mollie and I were … Continue reading

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