
Okay, now this is just getting silly. Our cat isn’t that old!

Okay, now this is just getting silly. Our cat isn’t that old!

Oh come on, cat, you can’t really expect us to believe you were there, can you?

I guess it shouldn’t surprise me that my cat is interested in sports. We all remember the embarrassing moment at the Olympics when she couldn’t contain herself, and had to interrupt a routine with what, I think we can all agree, was an even more impressive one.

You know, not all cats can jump that high.

Yes, I’m sure you are trying to be helpful, but maybe don’t do that.

Oh, you almost had it. But I thought the dogs were the ones who liked to chase balls.

Well, it’s good that you are using up your frequent flier miles, but when did you learn to hula???

No! Bad kitty! We have talked about this before. Do NOT help Godzilla destroy any cities!!!

Oh, come on!

Oh… I guess she got a job at the Kitty Kat Klub?