1. The first thing you need to do is change your party affiliation on the record. I know, but you don’t have to actually believe in their evil, just pretend you do. Millions of regular Germans put on a swastika after Hitler was elected.
2. Buy a MAGA hat and wear it, and a big pickup truck and some flags, if you can afford it.
3. DO NOT do media posts… like this one… and erase al your old ones that made fun of tRump. That is going to take me a while.
4. Pretend, in public, that you no longer care about anyone in the world that is different than you. In fact, you must act as though you hate, despise, and fear them. (NOTE- This only works for Caucasians, unfortunately. If you are not 100 white, all I can do is apologize to you with all my heart, and wish you well).
5. Stop letting people know that you think climate change is real. Even though, by now, it turns out that most Republicans admit that it is, better to be safe than sorry. Soon, all the rules that try to stop corporations from dumping toxic waste into our air and water will be gone, so at least, the end will sooner, because ‘profit over people’. In fact, since we now must foster a disbelief in science, don’t using anything that modern science is responsible for… like cell phones and tv’s and the internet, medicines, vehicles, whatever, because obviously, science is wrong, so therefore, airplanes cannot fly, right?
6. Speaking of medicine, do not panic. That guy with the brain worm is going to be in charge of that, so, free no-vaccines for everybody, which doesn’t really matter, because trust me, nobody will have health coverage, and hospital prices will be unregulated. So stock up now, and develop a good smuggling route for future medical supplies.
7. Every week or so, burn a few books on your front lawn.
8. Buy a tRump bible, the perfect users guide to the new hell-on-earth we have inflicted on ourselves.
9. Stop watching all late night comedy shows now! The stars, writers and staff will be in jail soon, for making fun of a guy. But stop watching now, because they will know…
10. If you are a woman, I apologize with all my heart, all of my shattered, broken heart. I have two daughters. I do not know what is going to happen in this country, but I know it will not be good for most of us. I, personally, think that all women should, as of now, withhold ALL sex from the men in their lives who voted for this new world, but this isn’t about that.
11. Most of all, when you are not busy pretending to be a self-righteous, hate-filled, bridge troll, spend time with your family, Love. Live. Hope.