If you like mild cheddar cheese and creamy peanut butter, I just don’t know if we can be friends anymore. Mild cheddar cheese is basically surfboard wax. And creamy peanut butter… really… that is just nuts… without the chunky nuts.
Stop spreading the lies! Get off those crazy Facebook conspiracy theory sites. Creamy peanut butter and mild cheddar cheese never won any popularity contest… the vote wasn’t even close.
Use your brains… and your taste buds, for crying out loud, and stop pulling this country apart.
Pouring My Art Out 
I don’t like mild cheddar cheese, but I eat creamy peanut butter. What can we be?
It’s fine. I eat it too, when there is no real peanut butter around.