They are an orb of weird yellow glass, with a flaw in the center, a black hole that is the peephole to the dark void.

Other than that, having a bunch of free range flamingos wandering around you is a hoot.

On the other hand, they move like freekin’ velociraptors. Not as fast, but still.

But feeding them by hand is fun.

Awwww. Look at the sweet little zebra. Her tail has a braid pattern!

Just like a little horse with a fancy paint job. Hey, horses love me.

Maybe zebras love me too.

They do!!!

They love my daughter Mollie too.

I am just good with animals.